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Dirty Douche

1.A dumb ass, idiotic person.

2.a non-clean situation,where you are dealing with a person of limited amount of brain cells.
She is such a "dirty douche"!

Why are you being a "dirty douche"?
by Lilloopy1 December 16, 2008
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Douche Canoe

A douche of such magnitude you need a watercraft to navigate.
I can't believe he stole that kids bike, what a douche canoe!
by txdollface April 26, 2016
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how ya douching

A common greeting ( mostly among men) who work in rugged work situations such as construction etc
Todd: “how ya douching jimmy?”
Jimmy: “same solution Todd “
by RiceBawlZ June 13, 2021
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Douche'

dou·ché
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché

(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.
used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.
Walking to my car after work this evening. A group of 4 young dudes walks up to the crosswalk the same time I do. As we wait I hear them chatting among themselves. One turns to me and says "nice hair. Did ur mom fuck a smurf?". To which his buddies laugh. Without missing a beat I look at him, smile, and say "nice face. Did ur mom fuck a horse?" His buddies literally double over howling with laughter. "Douche'!!"
by ForgingGraphemes September 9, 2016
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douche pit

A bar with 50 guys and 3 slags.
Me and a buddy walk into a bar looking for action. As we walk in, we quickly realize what a douche pit it is and quickly leave.
by kingfireant February 19, 2011
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trucker douche

A trucker douche is a trucker pissing up your ass to douche( clean) you out
by Centralmecub January 24, 2015
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Deep dish douche club

The deep dish douche club is a group of BRO’S who run the jacked up trucks that are squatted with the lit up deep dish wheels on them.
Wow broham was the queen of the deep dish douche club right there.
by Dull clan June 23, 2021
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