DOUCHE Ré

The act of being an asshole or a dick

We always can count on Andrew to commit the act of DOUCHE Ré

by JENGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA March 3, 2010

douche

Without realizing it, a term one uses to identify a guy who gets better quality tail than they do.

That guy from the gym that Jenna has been hanging out with is such a douche.

by testacular June 21, 2016

douche mammal

a drunk douchebag friend who every times he starts drinking and he wont stop until he kisses and hugs the toilet.

who will throw up and continue drinking.
plus when he will be obnoxious to people around him.

hey tom stop being sucha a douche mammal your mother hates you. and you friends think you an idiot

by JTHxxxGFH November 28, 2009

douche

Daniel

Daniel is a douche

by BigDog69420 September 6, 2018

douche sailboat

Exceeding the limits of being a douche canoe but not douche yacht level quite yet.

"You're a douche sailboat Chad"

by israinpee January 23, 2014

douche station

A place where a crowd of douches, or multiple douche crews, meet. This can include trendy clubs, large apartment pools, or sports bars.

Oh my God! This place has turned into a total douche station!

by Skirish April 13, 2011

douche fart

Anyone with the first name of Jadon

That Jadon is such a douche fart

by B_Van May 13, 2018