crack the melon

To spread the buttcheeks of a woman and perform oral on her anus.

I will crack the melon in the shower.

by D Conte January 13, 2008

crack

Something between 2 cheeks on a lower end or drug that I do

I smoke crack

by banjokazooie01 March 4, 2015

Bum crack

bummy poo-poo crack shitty bum 1, 2, 3!

oi bum crack Die

by MrinkerKrit January 10, 2024

Hack it 'til you crack it

Commonly used in software engineering. A phrase describing building quick fixes on top of quick fixes until they solve the problem.

"Should I write a proper implementation for this?" - "Nah, hack it 'til you crack it!"

by j2yw3f March 26, 2024

Trivia Crack

The most addicting app on the planet. Mostly done for bragging rights

I can't stop playing Trivia Crack

by Boston95 October 6, 2016

couch crack

When you haven't left the house,and are basically a vampire.

Spending all day on the damn couch

I'd rather be on the couch then be in my room

I'm a couch crack

by andyMessdefine. August 21, 2017

Cracked

My dog Floyd.

He’s eaten rat poison, chocolate and shapes and still been fine.

I would put a photo but it won’t let me.

Floyd is cracked

by LynObie March 9, 2023