Cool Cat

People who think they are being "cool" or "funny" by doing a certain action or saying a certain thing, but it really comes out to look like they are uneducated morons.

Kissy, The Cool Cat.

by Becca April 20, 2005

Cat Killing

Cat Killing is when you masturbate using any form necissary. i.e. jacking off. otherwise an art of fantistic form. Derived from the phrase, "Every time you Masturbate God kills a kitten"

Dude, last night I killed a cat using this website, you should check it out.

by clanvulton September 29, 2005

Blue Cat

A lady that is post her "cougar days" and then some...

Dude, I am not going back to eat at that cafeteria - despite the great mac-n-cheese, it is nothing but a Blue Cat haven and all I have is a spork to defend myself.

by Retlow1103 May 20, 2011

Ceiling Cat

He represents god, usually referred to on LOLCats.com
but sometimes people make things like "ceiling cat the movie". His rival is basement cat who represents Satin. His son is Happy cat who represents Jesus.

Tom: Hey did you see that new ceiling cat LOL?
Jerry: Is it the one where he kills basement cat?

by ObviouslyTrollingButMayNotBe October 23, 2011

cats in the cradle

Confusing as fuck

Dan: my sisters boyfriends mom wrecked my stepdads passed down for generations from grandfather to father to sons classic car that was registered to our neighbor who is a horse groomer.

Sam: this is all very cats in the cradle Dan, I don’t have time for your shit.

by Tspice November 28, 2017

Top Cat

A Top Cat is a woman that vagina odor lingers after she leaves the room.

Ehhwee!! It smells like a Top Cat used this restroom because she must have left the top of her cat in the toilet seat.

by DOMODOMO May 23, 2018

Cat Bowl

Poppers or having had poppers-you are in a Cat Bowl

Look at her in a Cat Bowl-(ie having had a wiff of poppers)

by Wickey January 14, 2004