amazon and anal

A very ghetto commitment version of "netflix and chill".
If you are already amazon shopping and anal, you are in deep ..
....literally.

Bro, you still seeing that girl?
Ya man, we amazon and anal.
Shit man, you are in deep.
smh.

by beazyb January 30, 2016

The Reverse Anal Pilgrim

To cut of your partners head with anykind of sharp object (preferrably a lawnmower blade) while in the act of intercourse and then fuck your dead partner in the anal cavity (asshole) while dressed in traditional pilgrim clothing.

Person 1 - Did you take care of that whore girlfriend of yours.

Person 2 - Yeah, i cut that bitch's head clear off, and then i used the reverse anal pilgrim on her before i disposed of the body.

Person 1 - Thats pretty goddamn impressive!!

Person 2 - I Know Right?

by Jon Carson August 30, 2009

AES (Anal Elasticity Syndrome)

The condition resulting in excessive penetration of the anal cavity. The sphincter of the anus is unable to tighten, resulting in the inability to clench your anus shut. This means that you can't prevent the flow of fecal matter coming out of your anus. This disease is prevalent in the homosexual community, especially among males

Joe: I got AES (Anal Elasticity Syndrome) from having too much anal sex

by Christopher Cantoon April 13, 2008

Sober Anal

A term used to describe a near impossible feat as we all know it is damn near impossible to get a girl to give up the ass while she is sober.

Q: What are my chances of fucking Megan Fox someday? A: Sober Anal at best.

by 8toes May 4, 2010

brazillian anal squirt

Squirting pee out of your butt into the mouth of a very nice homeless man to keep his belly full and warm.

I gave him dah brazillian anal squirts cuz i love to give to dah homeless.

by Squigglespp December 20, 2016

Fake Submissive Anal

Whenever a dominant man (or woman with strap-on) performs consensual anal sex with another man or woman with the directive that the one "taking it up the ass" pretends it is rape.

"Dude, you sure you raped him? It could've been fake submissive anal..."

by t1c July 1, 2008

Succulent Anal

When a octopus sucks your inside out with its tentacle

Shit! This octopus is using succulent anal on my ass. Oh NO! Help!

by 10/'10 gay July 23, 2016