Law of Rhyme

Any statement which is uttered in rhyme MUST be considered the absolute truth.

Bylaw: The Law of Rhyme only applies when an adult talks. The Law of Rhyme does not apply when children rhyme. A child rhyme should usually be considered false.

To ignore the Law of Rhyme is considered a crime.

by The One True Savior June 4, 2019

first co-cousin-nephew-in-law

The grandson-in-law of one's parent-in-law's sibling.

My first co-cousin-nephew-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Huntrod's Law

coined by the philosopher, Patrick Huntrods, the law states that any headline containing the word "woke" can be summarily dismissed as racist propaganda.

Did you see the headline, "What will it take to get the woke folks to 'jump the shark'?" Man, I totally invoked Huntrod's Law.

by Lenin23 October 21, 2021

9/10 of the law

It’s when a daughter steals her lovely mothers clothing and claims it as her own.

Christina stole Vickie’s dress and wears it all the time. That’s 9/10 of the law right there.

by Pancake Hippo August 3, 2023

Murphy's Law

1. anything than can go wrong, will go wrong
2. if there's multiple way something will go wrong, it'll go wrong in the worst way possible
3. if you'll thought of 4 ways the thing will go wrong, it'll go wrong in the 5th way
4. if you try to play some video games in secret, urmom will find out

my mom found me out playing games thanks to the murphy's law

by missingno_kekw March 7, 2022

Bic's Law

Bic's Law states that 1.) No matter how many lighters you buy, there will always be times of abundant lighters, and there will always be times of no lighters.
2.) There will always be a lighter when you are in need
3.) If there are no lighters to be found ask the person on your right again.

Right before we found a lighter We recalled Bic's Law. We had a laugh, forgot about it and then found the lighter on the table.

by JINB May 26, 2018

Shard's Law

Originating in trendy East London in 2024 during a cold winter night. Looking at the Xmas Light at the top of the Shard, if it's green, you roll one. That's Shard's Law.

I had to roll one again last night because the lights were green, fucking's Shard's Law

by Chemist95 November 23, 2024