Park Princess

Noun; A 6-7 out’ve 10. Does herself up to be a modest 8. Usually from a nicer area of town (Bonita Springs, Naples), in some case originating from San Carlos itself, although rarely a local. Introduced to “The Park” between 18-25, due to minimal exposure to degeneracy and debauchery in youth, quickly falls in love with the first male to give her attention from the streets of SCP. This happens fast and obsessively due to experiencing lowlife behavior thought to be missed out in youth (drinking, smoking, partying). Male is typical 4-6 out’ve 10, Hispanic or White, and dates younger girls with low self esteem as that’s all he can get. See TRASH for more detailed description.

“Dude, did you see who’s she’s dating!? She left HIM for THIS guy. Yeah bro, we knew her since we were kids, what the hell happened?”

“Damn bro, she’s lost her mind and really downgraded her life. What a Park Princess!”

by rockbigcock August 13, 2022

Drastic Park

A flock of young men, who in school, couldn’t get laid; so they formed a band.

That kid is such a virgin. He will be the next Drastic Park

by Oh, shucks! February 19, 2021

from the parking lot

when a player shoots a 3 from so far out that it is exaggerated out the be from the parking lot

Curry from the parking lot. BANG!

by gferaod May 14, 2022

Mizner Park

a bunch of middleschool and highschool white kids who are really just there to use their parents credits card

Mom: “Chad, you spent 1500 dollars at mizner park last night!?
Boca Bro: “shut the fuck up mom i was with stacy and i almost got a kiss from her”

by i<33urmom December 28, 2021

Smith Park

The park where everything happens, is a park where people breat the fuck out of each other, to the point where cops patrol the area. Penises are comenley found in this area.

I really want to beat the Fuck out of John so I should go to Smith Park

by Shlatt poo December 7, 2021

parking lot high five

When you walk out of a sales meeting with your colleague and you high five in the parking lot, thinking you closed the deal, only to never hear from the client again.

Don't parking lot high five me bro. They didn't sign the contract yet!

by Felix Samadi September 16, 2020

Park Wanker

Someone who wanks in parks compulsively

What a park wanker he must be Shaun werry

by King of the slang October 13, 2025