Poo Hog Wokey

Someone who is stuck in their own chair because they’re too overweight and is too lazy to go to the toilet so they fester and fidgets and in their own shit.
Darren the fat bastard hasn’t gotten up from that chair in weeks he must be a Poo hog wokey.
by oopi April 22, 2025
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Abey-Pooing

When you smear your own shit on the Lincoln Memorial and write out the name ABE in bolded shit letters.
Dude my friend Jim went Abey-Pooing last weekend, shit was so firee.

Who up Abey-Pooing right now?

Did you see the guy who arrested for Abey-Pooing
by UnbentRaccoon February 25, 2025
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Pinky pinky poo poo

When some dude who doesn't eat pussy and instead eats out 12 dudes to "practice" eating vaginas, whilst having a 7 day gay sex ritual with multiple gay dudes who proceed to slam his butt hole. Much exchange of seminal fluids too.

Could also be used as a generic term for something that's really fucking gay.
Like riding a Suzuki 400
Hey look at that dude over there he's so gay. He probably just came from getting pinky pinky poo poo'd
by VagGobbler9000 December 21, 2021
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poo nut baby

A person conceived from an anal creampie that ahd dribbled its way into the vagina causing pregnancy of said poonut baby
Justin you poo nut baby, we all know your mother took it in the ass and you're an accident"
by Thenigga_BigD December 13, 2017
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yiqi poo

nyc girl who poos at least 3x a day. loves climbing trees. pretends shes not weird but shes actually really weird and the second funniest. attracted to red flags. cant take compliments.
hi im yiqi poos and i live on my toilet!
by user385011 November 22, 2021
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pooing a log

"Oh, looks like'a Timothy me boy is pooing a log over there, am I right Timmy?" "Fuck off Jonas."
by davidmangirl1234 October 27, 2023
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Million Dollar Poo

When you take a shit at work whilst on public holiday rates
If I can just Poo for a bit longer i’ll be able to squeeze out some more overtime on Christmas morning….the dream the Million Dollar Poo.
by Alfred Buttlicker December 31, 2021
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