Michael

A baby ass bih, one who never leaves his dorm.

Dude: Hey man, you know that guy who never leaves his dorm?
Bro: Yeah dude! Hes such a Michael. Total opposite of a true G.
Dude: Yeah man, hes really not a real one he doesn't put a hunnet into life.

by Babes xx May 9, 2018

Pulling A Michael

Spilling the bowl while smoking weed and just walking away instead of apologizing or attempting to clean it up.

Yeah man, I was hanging out with Mrs Alvord the other night and I was this close to Pulling a Michael, I was laughing so hard.

by Sphynx823 August 5, 2018

Michael

Biggest Weenie Hut Jr. ever to live

Michaels a weenie Hut jr. because he gutters every time at the bowling alley.

by Enjbwrtghewfguiegfuegf May 5, 2022

Michael

Michael is sweet and caring. He’ll always be there through thick and thin. He’ll be someone who supports what you do. He’s someone who only wants the best for other even if that means putting them before himself. He has beautiful brown eyes that sparkle. He has a smile that lights up the room. A smile that makes you want to smile and the cutest laugh can make ur heart jump with joy. He’s a person who’ll listen to your problems and never judge you based off it. You could talk to him for hours about god knows what. He has the best humor out there. He’s weird but in a good way. You can trust him with ur life. He’ll make ur heart jump for joy. He has problems of his own. He would never mention it but he struggles. He hurts. He’s insecure. He goes through so much but yet never talks to anyone. It’s ironic how much he can be there for you but not allow someone to be there for him. He doesn’t want to feel like a burden or bother you with it. If he doesn’t talk to you about his feelings or problems. Just be there for him. Even if he won’t say, you being there will be more than enough. Stay in his life. You won’t regret it at all. You’ll make the most amazing memories with him. He deserves more than the world. He truly is amazing. I love you Michael.

“i went on a date with Michael today!”

by ur cool :) November 21, 2021

Michael Bucktooth

When a situation has 0 impact on your life and no one cares about any possible outcome relating to the situation.

My boss is mad I couldnt cover on saturday. But to me thats a Michael Bucktooth cuz i dont care.

Yea no one showed up to the funeral. It was basically a Michael Bucktooth.

by JackMoozlum May 25, 2022

Michael Fjordbak

Michael is the hottest man you will see. He has the most amazing ocean blue eyes be careful once you look at them you are swimming in them. I know that is just cute info but here’s something hot. He has amazing body, has good style, looks pretty damn sexy in b&w photos. He is husband material. He is famous for his role in the famous tv series Teen Wolf as young Peter Hale.

Oh my god Michael Fjordbak is so hot that I can burn for him.
Michael Fjordbak hypnotizes the hell out of me.

by michaelswife November 23, 2021

Michael

A Michael is a niche of the male being that exhibits Michael specific forms of delayed developmental emotional and physical markers. Usually associated with stunted emotional intelligence and an ass like stubbornness that manifests itself in feeble attempts at communication amongst humankind, more specifically, womankind. Often also referred to as Gaslighting.

(i) Michael, works 60% of the time, every time…

(ii) I just dated a real Michael, gave up waiting for a call back 24 hours after he wanted to elope.

by DictionaryCorner1 October 13, 2022