Rick my Barrs

How a person with an Asain American Accent pronounces "Lick my Balls"

Harold: "Hey! Rick my Barrs"

Cindy Kim: "Oh Harold, just present them, I want to rick your barrs so bad"

Harold: "Aight bitch" "Suck 'em"

by Kirk and Doug September 13, 2006

Holding My Dick

Waiting for something to happen or for your turn. Coined to describe male porn actors who wait on the sidelines for their scene, Literally holding their dicks.

I wish I could study right now, but my books haven't arrived yet so I'm stuck here holding my dick.

Don't just stand there holding your dick, get a box and help me move.

If you don't plan on getting that bitch pregnant, you'd better hold your dick or stick it in her butt, else you'll wind up her babydaddy.

by Scnd January 24, 2011

lost my nose

When someone loses all conscious thoughts, and basically turns into a spaz. Also known as BPS syndrome, there is still no cure to this disease. Symptoms include singing, memory loss, loss of basic senses, and ultimately your nose.

Hey i'm paul with an inspiration wall. AHHHH I LOST MY NOSE!

by anonymous20102918201 November 21, 2010

fornicate my existence

a fancier and funnier way of syaing "fuck my life"

-Dude i just did your ma

-Fornicate my existence

by Don L December 9, 2008

Bend my knees

When someone needs to politely tell others that they have to go take a shit.

Ya I'll be right back, I just have to go bend my knees.

by Sambiase November 18, 2013

washing my hair

A typical excuse given when someone doesn’t want to attend a function but has no legitimate reason not to

Matt: Hey do you want to go to the crawfish boil on the 2nd?
Anyone Matt asks: Sorry Matt, I'll be busy washing my hair

by Faptastic Max April 22, 2015

beat my face

The act of wearing a lot of nicely done makeup.

Basically caking your face.

Anna: why are you taking so long to get ready

Vicky: because I have to beat my face

by ViLynn January 28, 2016