When you invite someone into your home and they call themself a "friend" but instead fuck your wife. When you find out you ask both of them and they lie to your face. So you call him over to your house and threaten to beat his ass and the coward crosses his arms like a little bitch and goes to sleep
by CYDAB December 11, 2016
Get the Shady friend mug.A piece of human garbage. He's rude,offensive, and has no sense of emotion. He may have a lot of friends but they aren't really there for him. He will screw you over as much as he wants because he gives zero fucks about your feelings. If you give him a chance he will screw you over again and again. if your in relationship with this fake friend GET AWAY WHILE YOU CAN. He should be thrown into the depths of earth and burn alive. Know your worth because you are worth way more then what this fake friend treats you as. If your scared to be alone don't be reach out to other people who has been through what you did . My fake friend hit me,lied to me,lied about, stole money from me etc. It took me a long time to cut him off because of our history. But trust e IT WAS FOR THE BEST
Aqua: I don't to hang out with you and yoru fake friends
Asia: Wdym by fake friends?
Aqua: They use you for your money and treat you like garbage
Asia: They're just going through some stuff
Aqua: STOP MAKING EXCUSE FOR THEM ASIA
Asia: Wdym by fake friends?
Aqua: They use you for your money and treat you like garbage
Asia: They're just going through some stuff
Aqua: STOP MAKING EXCUSE FOR THEM ASIA
by norunninginmylobby July 3, 2019
Get the fake friends mug.Tina: hey guys, wanna hang out on Sunday?
Jay: why not Friday?
Tina: I am hanging out with my other friends.
Jay: how about Saturday?
Tina: I am hanging out with my other friends.
Jay: ok Sunday it is.
Jay is Tina's Sunday Friend because he is not cool enough for Friday or Saturday.
Jay: why not Friday?
Tina: I am hanging out with my other friends.
Jay: how about Saturday?
Tina: I am hanging out with my other friends.
Jay: ok Sunday it is.
Jay is Tina's Sunday Friend because he is not cool enough for Friday or Saturday.
by KevinNearingThirty November 20, 2019
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by Reeeee and yeeeet and meh!!! November 30, 2019
Get the Best friends mug.A best friend is someone who sticks up for you and stands by you no matter what. They are kind smart, sarcastic, and will always cheer you up. No one can replace your best friend.
by Oof_hi December 8, 2019
Get the Best friend mug.A friend that eats all your food but ensure you food for the rest of your life, a friend that is there for you at any second or time. That one friend that loves you the most.
"Hi, Sara, I just found out Marie is a pig friend"
"Of course she is, she always eats your food but always shares hers"
"Of course she is, she always eats your food but always shares hers"
by Saratulooo December 22, 2019
Get the a pig friend mug.When your friend says they want to go to a party but then change their mind 5 minutes later and then change their mind yet again another 5 minutes later and then they're stuck in this endless loop of deciding whether or not to go.
Jill: Okay! I'll go to the party!
*Some time passes.*
Jill: I don't want to goooo!
Anthony: Wow, you bitch.
Luke: At least we know the bipolar friend of the group.
*Some time passes.*
Jill: I don't want to goooo!
Anthony: Wow, you bitch.
Luke: At least we know the bipolar friend of the group.
by DefineShitMan April 11, 2019
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