A Horse's Load

An alternative term to refer to an exceedingly large quantity of either Ale, Tea, or Coffee.

Person 1:
I could drink a gallon of Arizona Iced Tea right about now

Person 2:
I could drink a horse's load.

Person 1:
Yeah you're right I could also drink a horse's load right now.

by Exothryll August 14, 2025

Rocking Horse Ranch

When you pull out a raging boner, cover it in Cholula hot sauce, and fuck a girl when she's on her period, making hot sauce, blood, and semen mix together and make the girl get a knife and stab you in the scrotum so when you have haemorrhagic shock, you get pissed and fuck her in the eye sockets and rip her face off

"I just did the Rocking Horse Ranch on my ex the other day and she's in the hospital."

by aiden2000 October 15, 2025

A horse foot without a hoof

Something you really don't wanna see

1: Hey, you wanna see a Horse foot without a hoof?
2: sure ig
1: *shows
2: EEEUGGHHH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IT LOOKS LIKE A MEAT ACORDION WITH NERVE ENDINGS SPROUTING OUT

by anonymous October 30, 2025

Blue Horse

American Indian General during The American Indian war, who continued to fight for Aboriginal Rights and freedoms as well as end Aboriginal genocide through out his entire life long after the had been lost.

The Great Chief Blue Horse, fought against Aboriginal genocide long after the Indian American war had been lost.

by Modern Women December 16, 2025

Half horse

When a man has a large cock, resembling that of a horse!

Did you see harlem? Hes half horse!

by bvoodorang3 December 20, 2025

Jingle Horse

A derogatory slur used against gay people during the Christmas season. Derived from the phrase "giddy up Jingle Horse, pick up your feet," in the Holiday hit "Jingle-bell Rock" by Bobby Helms.

Alternate spellings: Jingle-horse, Jinglehorse, gingle-horse.

"You see Al in the awful sweater? He's such a Jingle Horse."

by Jack Mannanov December 25, 2025

Bet on the wrong horse

1. To appear to be very sad, down, or upset, as if you had just "... bet on the wrong horse."

Wills:"Sash is lookin' pretty down, man, like he bet on the wrong horse, er somethin'."
Juan:"Right?"

by Nathan Wakeman April 23, 2008