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Douche bag

Word originated in Hamilton, from an Indian man named Azeem Patel. Legend suggests he was a natural asshole, and his personality was so cocky and rude, the people around him had to invent a new word to describe it.
You're almost a big a douche bag as Azeem Patel!
by goodgirlsgoforassholes October 18, 2012
mugGet the Douche bagmug.

douche

someone who gets a slap in the face from a hand that touched a wet ass
by tagnew April 15, 2010
mugGet the douchemug.

Douche-aster

Disaster cause by one or more douches. Also congregation of douchebags causing a raucous.
The large group of guido's are ready to create a douche-aster. I was involved in an accident with a douchebag today, it was a douche-aster!
by FelixDaCuban January 10, 2015
mugGet the Douche-astermug.

Douche Flute

A musical instrument used by woman while cleaning there hoochie.
The sexy bar tender went home and used a Douche Flute while playing along to her favorite music.
by Lucky 12 May 30, 2018
mugGet the Douche Flutemug.

Douche apocalypse

Any place or event where guidos, meatheads, skanks, business majors, hipsters, bankers, accountants, trust-fund asswipes, brokers, guys named "Hunter" or "Tanner" or "Cal" or "Chad" or "Logan," prius drivers, people who like LA, people who like Florida, frat bros, camo wearers, granolas, gold-chain wearers, "hustlers," Kanye fans, Nickelback fans, Texans, girls who flirt with bartenders, eurotrash, face painters, and anyone who watches reality shows meet up to drink or "party." Often sports bars, sports events, "clubs," Ed Hardy stores, or gyms.
Man I want to go to the gym, but it's 230 on a Saturday and the place is going to be a douche apocalypse.
by Bill Dungsroman June 16, 2018
mugGet the Douche apocalypsemug.

douche LA move

a phrase used to describe the act of drinking Whiteclaw
Person 1: "mmm i love me some whiteclaw"
Person 2: "whoa, that's whiteclaw? what a douche LA move."
by JzwhaIe August 9, 2021
mugGet the douche LA movemug.

Douche

A stupidass fucktard that wears they uglyass hat sideways and has they pants down to their ankles like a physically retarded shit that exposes they tiny crippled shitty dirty ass short uglyass microdick
by Fucdatbish March 25, 2017
mugGet the Douchemug.

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