Testicle Crack

Whenever a male's spouse shoves one or both testicles down their own ass crack, causing either extreme pain or orgasmic pleasure.

My girlfriend and I were getting frisky last night and all the sudden she gave me the testicle crack. I usually hate it but this time it was pretty great.

by Big Toe Licker January 6, 2016

crack

what that really creepy 5th grade gym teacher does in the bathroom each morning

ME: hey i think that gym teacher is on crack

my friend: yeas definitely he is tweaking all the time

by mmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmg December 21, 2021

Crack Attack

A crack attack is when your pants and or underwear get stuck in your butt crack, making it appear as though it is attacking your crack.

*Sees someone pull out the pants/undies from their butt crack”

“Crack Attack!!!”

Or “I think you have a little bit of a crack attack happening there friend!” Your friends will thank you.

by Etiquette101 January 8, 2025

Bum crack

bummy poo-poo crack shitty bum 1, 2, 3!

oi bum crack Die

by MrinkerKrit January 10, 2024

Put crack cheese

Cheese they put in your butt crack

Put crack cheese

by TEA SISTAR :3 February 9, 2020

crack the melon

To spread the buttcheeks of a woman and perform oral on her anus.

I will crack the melon in the shower.

by D Conte January 13, 2008

Lick a Crack Day

When gibby and rice be co president and make spirit day lick a crack day. everyone licks cracks, picks cracks, and sniffs cracks! mr sherry does human centipede

“Hey Mr Sherry! Today is lick a crack day! Get ready!” Says Moto

by charliedown June 1, 2024