American Pie Express

A sexual act involving a woman and a man. In this, the man smears a good amount of Double-Crust Apple Pie onto his Penis, and starts thrusting into the desired hole of choice (preferably the Anus) of the women at extremely fast rate. The thrusting should be somewhat close to that of a gun (or however fast the man can thrust). While thrusting, if the Pie falls of, or runs out, the man is to smear some more. Another way to do this would be to first fill the desired hole with a bunch of whip cream, and then stuff atleast one Double-Crust Apple Pie into said hole of choice.

The women is to be in the bed lying down face up, naked, but her body is painted in the American Flag, every inch of skin.

The man needs to be wearing a Train costume (could be any kind), or if one is not available, can just wear a shirt with a picture of a train of the man's choice.

Optional To enhance this, LARPing can be done by making the room to look like a Subway train, with some people just sitting and minding their own business, or watching the business going on. (This is also called as the American Pie Express Special)
Dude: Yo bro I just gave a hot girl from the Pub the American Pie Express!
Guy: Really? Dang.
Guy: Did you do the Special one?
Dude: Nah man just the regular.
by ThatUnknownDude November 23, 2023
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in and out pie

When a male ejaculates in his partner and fills them with semen. A third person then licks the orifice clean.
Last weekend, I was on the out in an in and out pie
by C's Class May 30, 2017
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Eskimo pie

When two biological brothers cream pie the same hole during the same session.
"I've never slept with brothers before, are you guys down to Eskimo pie me?"

"This chick was such a freak that she asked me and my brother to Eskimo pie her ass."
by Schrodingersvagina March 01, 2017
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Eskimo Pie

When a woman says she is cold and a man shits on her chest to keep her warm
Her: Baby, im cold
Him: Do you want an eskimo pie?
Her: oh yes please that will warm me up
by bigspence January 02, 2021
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pie toweling

When a man unzips his pants and drapes his balls out the zipper hole.
Tad was pie toweling the entire party. He really disturbed the women.
by AliceDane April 29, 2020
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TW//Cracked Pie

this tw was once said by the well known influencer Duke Depp, the story of “TW//Cracked Pie” was that he was doing a dukemoose live while waiting for his pie to bake (it was a frozen box pie, he cant bake) and when he went to get his pie out it was CRACKED.
omg TW//Cracked Pie”
by Messul / Dukedeppswhore March 24, 2021
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Pecan pie aka Jordan

Someone who is beautiful and amazing and deserves the world:) someone who's been there for me and loved me for who I am no matter how corny and cringey I am <3
Person 1: who’s Pecan pie aka Jordan?

Person 2: the best person I’ve ever met
by Bird<33 September 01, 2021
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