oliver michael wagner

Something or someone in which whom particaptes in mass goon sessions while getting blumpkins from black oily men

Nathan is such an oliver michael wagner bro

by ignatiuslaflamme March 18, 2024

michael hutzel

A type of person who constantly wakes up at 2 am to play 2k and fortnite.constantly acts retarted so his friends are never sure if he’s actually retarded.a Michael Hutzel always fakes injuries to get out of stuff.thinks he’s good at basketball but fails miserably.

Playing fortnite at 2 in the morning what a Michael Hutzel

by Thick boi99 January 30, 2020

Pulling A Michael

Spilling the bowl while smoking weed and just walking away instead of apologizing or attempting to clean it up.

Yeah man, I was hanging out with Mrs Alvord the other night and I was this close to Pulling a Michael, I was laughing so hard.

by Sphynx823 August 06, 2018

Pulling a Michael

When your Michael says some really questionable, noncey stuff.

I was hanging out with Jerry the other day and he said "We can fuck the nerdy kids, I mean nerds!" He's gotta be pulling a Michael with that one.

by JonahPeterson August 18, 2023

Pulling a Michael

Being a jobless hermit until your mid twenties.

Guy 1: Hey has Frank got a job yet?
Guy 2: Nah, From what I hear he's pulling a Michael.

by Will1874 January 14, 2021

Pulling a Michael

“Pulling a Michael”, also known as PAM, is when you completely ignore somebody with no explanation, no matter how many times they contact you.

Person 1: Hey, want to hangout this weekend?
Person 2:

Person 1: Please don’t be pulling a Michael :/

by emilyissingle April 25, 2021

A michael move

When you intentionally leave to go get lunch and not offer other co-workers to order as well.

How could you go get Chinese without offering to everyone. That is such a Michael move.

by whatfitsyou October 27, 2017