This phrase advises female workers not to hook up with their male colleagues (especially the doofus ones). Office romances cause nothing but drama, heartache, and embarrassment for all involved (including onlookers).
It is women's version of "Don't dip your pen in the company ink," which is often pronounced by obnoxious dude bros.
It is women's version of "Don't dip your pen in the company ink," which is often pronounced by obnoxious dude bros.
Female #1: "Oooh, Mikey got transferred to our department. He is so hot."
Female #2: That guy?! Hells no! Girl, don't dip your bush onto the company dink."
Female #2: That guy?! Hells no! Girl, don't dip your bush onto the company dink."
by macinlor September 7, 2016

or did 9/11 do bush?
by pistachios January 8, 2019

by ChewyLafa May 6, 2022


A dark skin individual whom is built like a milk dud who sits in bushes through the course of the day and pulls white females into their bush and breed more bush mastas
by vqbr October 7, 2021

Noun: A derivative of the term bush pig, a bush weasel is a skinny, ugly, and weasel-like bitch. Skinny enough to get laid, ugly enough to never be claimed by any man.
by mikecoxhuge August 3, 2024

The chandelier bush, is when a slutty Mexican grows out her thick haired pubes down along her strap on white bread stick. The hairs can move on command with her pores. The chandelier bush is normally used as a weapon to kill any Arabian terrorists coming to take their land. They stretch there coochy cunts and let the hairs grab the Arabians mouth and insert the white BATON. The Arabian immediately decides to give into the chandelier bushes power. The hairs go so far down his throat and pull out his dick from the inside effectively murdering is brown ass. Be aware.......... because if you get bushed...... your dick gets flushed...
Goof; ALLAAAAA HOOOO AKBAAAAAARRRR GIVE ME YOUR LAND
maldra; CHANDELIER BUSH, ATTTACK
Good; GLACKGLACK GLACK FUCKKKKK WRONG MOVE.
maldra; CHANDELIER BUSH, ATTTACK
Good; GLACKGLACK GLACK FUCKKKKK WRONG MOVE.
by goochy goochy December 4, 2019
