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don't dip your bush onto the company dink

This phrase advises female workers not to hook up with their male colleagues (especially the doofus ones). Office romances cause nothing but drama, heartache, and embarrassment for all involved (including onlookers).

It is women's version of "Don't dip your pen in the company ink," which is often pronounced by obnoxious dude bros.
Female #1: "Oooh, Mikey got transferred to our department. He is so hot."

Female #2: That guy?! Hells no! Girl, don't dip your bush onto the company dink."
by macinlor September 7, 2016
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Bush

bush did 9/11 and as revenge had a shoe thrown at him by an angery boi
or did 9/11 do bush?
by pistachios January 8, 2019
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Off the Bush

The Act of an individual blowing your cover, or making you look bad in front of particular company.
Damn Matan, you didn't have to throw me off the bush like that
by ChewyLafa May 6, 2022
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George H. W. Bush

Mr NWO himself.
George H. W. Bush mentioned the NWO many times
by ehnowthen August 25, 2024
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Bush masta

A dark skin individual whom is built like a milk dud who sits in bushes through the course of the day and pulls white females into their bush and breed more bush mastas
by vqbr October 7, 2021
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Bush Weasel

Noun: A derivative of the term bush pig, a bush weasel is a skinny, ugly, and weasel-like bitch. Skinny enough to get laid, ugly enough to never be claimed by any man.
Trae: Yo, did you see Steve’s new lady?
Brad: Yeah, that bitch is a straight bush weasel.
by mikecoxhuge August 3, 2024
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Chandelier Bush

The chandelier bush, is when a slutty Mexican grows out her thick haired pubes down along her strap on white bread stick. The hairs can move on command with her pores. The chandelier bush is normally used as a weapon to kill any Arabian terrorists coming to take their land. They stretch there coochy cunts and let the hairs grab the Arabians mouth and insert the white BATON. The Arabian immediately decides to give into the chandelier bushes power. The hairs go so far down his throat and pull out his dick from the inside effectively murdering is brown ass. Be aware.......... because if you get bushed...... your dick gets flushed...
Goof; ALLAAAAA HOOOO AKBAAAAAARRRR GIVE ME YOUR LAND

maldra; CHANDELIER BUSH, ATTTACK

Good; GLACKGLACK GLACK FUCKKKKK WRONG MOVE.
by goochy goochy December 4, 2019
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