ur mom not sober

word meaning that you are adopted, usually a mother says it to its son or daughter meaning that he/she is adopted

mom: Honey, come here!
son/daughter: wut ya want?
mom: honey... ur mom not sober...
son/daughter: I knew it *spanks mother in the butt*

by angry_bird420 May 31, 2018

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Get the ur mom not sobermug.

your moms ist

your moms pussy.

pronounced:(scient-IST)

your friend: where tf were you?
you: your moms ist

or

"I fucked your mom right in her ist"

by lychie August 2, 2023

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Get the your moms istmug.

Your Mom Gay

A definition used by ten year olds trying to be edgy. Apparently turned into a meme.

xXxBlaze420xXx: lol get rekt scrub!!11!
BeastInBed6969: your mom gay

by DisabledKid February 27, 2018

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Get the Your Mom Gaymug.

The latin mom that has a warm loving side and a loco side. She makes the bomb ass arroz con habichuela, and she just makes everybody feel like they are loved. But you better not screw her over, because she will bring you hell with the quickness.

I better wash these dishes before my Puerto Rican mom beats my blackass with la chancla.

by Angelo._julian September 11, 2019

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Get the puerto rican mommug.

So's your mom

So's your mom, often used when you do not have an insult, can be used as a reply to anything.
Just...watch how and when you reply...it can be leathellll!!! <.<

Boy: You smell.
Girl: so's your mom.
Boy: -groans- Im so hott!!
Girl: So's your mom...wai-
Boy: WHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
everyone else around: -laughs-
Girl: N...NO THATS NOT WHAT I..!
Boy: Heh, ewww you think my moms hoot!!!
Girl: NO, I DIDN'T!!!....ARGHH THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT!!

by I was your mom. April 13, 2011

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