Bum extensions

When your in the shower and your hair falls down your butt crack.

Zoe: “when I was on the shower I got a few involuntary bum extensions”

by Baby feet 5000 September 3, 2018

bum shard

To insert a shard of crystal meth in one's anus

Dude, Im totally down for a bum shard tonite!

by Tung punch July 30, 2015

Bleeding Bum

Toby's Ass Has Got It Going On

Toby Staver Is Going To Fucking Bleed muh peenus is going up there right fuckin now he is going to have the mother of all bleeding bum s

by Get Inside Of My Bum June 11, 2023

Bum-Swear

To release air from the anus and call it a swear word

(Fart) oops excuse my bum language I just did a bum-swear

by Jusseppi April 21, 2022

Poo bum

1) When you don’t wipe properly and you still got a bit off brown bits in your crack

2) an offensive Insult

He smells, he has a poo bum

by BritishBleach June 24, 2018

Bum Spray

When a homeless alcoholic has a hard night of drinking and then sprays diarrhea in the morning all over a public toilet or the wall of a squat.

This is generally from the fact that the alcoholic cannot get to the toilet fast enough, after searching many places over for a public restroom.

I was going to use the toilet in the park but it had bum spray all over it.

by Angstie October 10, 2021

Bum Nap

A nap you have to take early in the day because you got wasted too early.

Yo I’m gonna go take a bum nap, I’ll try to meet up with you later.

by BlountForce September 6, 2019