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New Jersian Bastard

The fake job of a person 17 or younger in New Jersey when asked for their job by a online sugar mommy or daddy.
F1 “ Yo this chick Mary tryin to send me 1k o week cuz she want a sugar baby bro. But she askin for my job. What should I say?”
F2 “ Idk just say your a miner”
F1 “ Nah I’ma tell her I’m a New Jersian Bastard.”
by Mustafa the 69th May 11, 2022
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Going to New Mexico

"Have I haven't seen John around recently, what happened to him?"
"I heard he was Going to New Mexico"
by Nero Mamjet May 15, 2022
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Youtube News Of The Month

A series started on by King Boba Fett
This series has been teased to end sometime soon, and would probably be continued by fans
welcome back to Youtube News Of The Month where i tell you what happened on youtube, this month,
by BirbyJay March 12, 2022
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Getting a New Roach

The recent development of Mob of Whack
He forgot to pay his debts, now Tony's Getting a New Roach.
by Muddafucker March 29, 2022
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new man dump

A dump so large, or so necessary, and so relieving as to have you walk away from the can smiling and saying "OMG, what a great dump, I feel like a new man." Hence, a "new man dump."
After eating at Taco Joe's last night, then a few drinks at the bar afterwards, plus a midnight snack, I took a New Man Dump this morning. I felt so good I am still smiling.
by Sr Bolsa Buena September 13, 2021
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brookfield new york

Brookfield New York is a small hick town located in the southern eastern of madison county. It is basically populated by one family, since everyone falls in love with their brother or sister. The only thing they are famous for is their small agricultural fair, that started out as their family reunion.
“Is that guy dating his sister?”

“Yeah, they are from Brookfield New York.”
by AnonymousPinkSock September 23, 2021
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New York Button

The button in an elevator used to close the doors shut. Although uncommon in the rest of the world, this button is used by New Yorkers because they are assholes.
New Yorker 1: Yo hit the New York button!
New Yorker 2: Fuck ya life, Bing Bong!
by Ernesto Salsa February 26, 2022
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