Hairy meat wallet

A hairy vagina, commonly mistaken with women whom either have or have had the meat sweats.

"Hey Jasmyn do you have a hairy meat wallet?"
"No I just have the meat sweats"

by Hairy meat wallet January 31, 2017

Beat my meat

When you enjoy meat like chicken nuggets or steak.

Mmmm, I love to “beat my meat”.

by bb.grl July 11, 2021

Raw meat Gouche

The feeling you get after a long day of walking when your gouche becomes enflamed and red.

Jesus! I have the worst case of raw meat Gouche after walking around Epcot for 12 hours.

by Red Gouche March 8, 2011

Meat Tremors (MTs)

Psychological and physical side effects experienced due to lack of meat intake.

Worker 1-"Is John all right? He seems a bit irritable and he was shaking & drooling during our morning briefing."
Worker B-"Nah, his Ol' Lady's got him on a Vegan Detox and he's got the Meat Tremors (MTs) something fierce."

by DUSTQUID July 19, 2011

glorified piece of meat

The expression is used to diminish the value of a person or part of a person.

1. He's just a glorified piece of meat.

2. The brain is nothing more than a glorified piece of meat.

by BillVo June 28, 2011

Jake meat rider

Is a term used for annoying Jake Paul fans. These fans will agree with anything that Jake does and are extremely biased. You will find most Jake Meat Riders on the social media platform, Twitter.

Wayne: I love Jake, haha he owns your daddy KSI. I also want to digest every part of Jake’s farts.

Wade: omg omg omg my daddy jake is the best and lets me meat ride all day. I love to smell his farts

TheFan: stop meat riding you clowns!! Have some shame you delusional jake meat rider clowns!!!!

by TheFan76 June 27, 2023

white wrapper meat

Any kind of meat, mostly wild animal, that is in a white wrapper. Uaually from a packing house. Mystery meat. You never know whats inside that white paper. Scary meat. Could be beef, deer, rabbit, opossum, neutra rat, moose, squirrel, etc. Imagine a freezer full of nothing but white wrapper meat. Do you dare?

Im just not hungry if all you have is white wrapper meat.

by VindictiveAngel January 13, 2023