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man points

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Man points are of biblicly monumentous importance to a mans day to day life
they are infact,part of a points system that the big G(God) came up with himself.They are point of which are awarded by oneself or another man on the completion of a manely task.With these points come not only bragging rights,but a sence of self satisfaction and supeiorority over more feeble men
manely tasks enclued:
.Stoking a fire with a stick and causing bigger flames
.chopping down a tree with an axe
.sharpening a pencil with a knife
.digging a big hole manuely(without mechanical assistance)
.belching loudly
.peeing over 1meter
.writting a letter with a self sharpened quill
.drinking alot of beer without showing it(drunkness)
.speeding
.talking loudly in a quiet public place to make your point seem more intelliegent
.knocking someone out
and many, many more
"Morgan i just Stoked a fire with a stick and causing bigger flames,chopped down a tree with an axe,sharpened a pencil with a knife,dug a big hole manuely(without mechanical assistance),belched loudly,peeed over 1meter,wrote a letter with a self sharpened quill,drank alot of beer without showing it(drunkness),sped,talked loudly in a quiet public place to make your point seem more intelliegent,knocked someone out."
"wow your a god of man points"
"yer im pretty good, as are you"
by tiediedemon December 26, 2007
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Man Tears

When something is so awesome one sheds a liquid from their eyes. Not tears, but Man tears
John was watching the game and he shed man tears after his favorite team won.

Tim shed man tears after watching Avatar in Imax
by TJwins February 8, 2010
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aqua man

To make a chick wet.
Man 1. Look at that bitch over there! She hot
Man 2. Yeah she fine as fuck, Ima holla at her
Man 3. Fuck outta here, Ima take her behind the club and Aqua Man that hoe
by Munny August 28, 2007
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Batty man

by Diamond November 10, 2004
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mondeo man

Career driver, especially travelling salesman. From the large numbers of Ford Mondeos used as company cars.
If youre in the fast lane, stuck behind a van, doing 90 anyway, mondeo man will always tailgate you flashing his lights.
by oracle August 19, 2004
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man titties

You fat fuck! When you fuck your wife, WHO SUCKS WHOSE TITITES!?!
by Harry Johnson June 11, 2003
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Man Hump

When one heterosexual man (Man A) runs up behind another (Man B) , jumps, pushes of the Man B's shoulders, and humps the Man B as high up on his back as possible. This is usually done to show Man A's dominance over Man B, or to make Man B subservient.
Rob: Dammit Steve! Quit Man Humping me! It's annoying as hell!

Steve: Maybe I would if you weren't such a little bitch.
by Nicky Nick and The Funky Bunch October 18, 2009
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