Chocolate Lamp

To take a warm shit like a broken lava lamp on someone's dick

"Octiiiiiiii gave Uncle vinny a chocolate lamp last night" - Courtesy of twitch.tv/octiiiiiiii

by DefinitelyNotHoolegr January 18, 2024

Chocolate fizzles

A chromie vegetable

He’s such a chocolate fizzles

by Sub to chocolate fizzles December 17, 2019

Chocolate Alavalanche

Another word for a shart. Combining chocolate, lava, and an avalanche. A shart is unexpected flow of hot chocolate running downhill.

Person 1: “Wow it really stinks in here”
Person 2: “Sorry, I had a chocolate alavalanche thinking it was just a fart. I now need to change my underwear”

by Lex-O-Mech February 8, 2025

White Chocolate Fountain

This is a sexual act whereby a male ejaculates into the anus of another person. The person with sperm in their anus then proceeds to raise their buttocks in the air and fart, creating a white chocolate fountain.

"Dude, did you know when Elton John farts it Creates a White Chocolate Fountain"

by DaveTheKittyCat April 4, 2021

White chocolate oreo

Too many layers to go through...dark, light, dark and then light again...but he’s just light-skinned, and I love him for it.

Remember when we were in Paris? That white chocolate Oreo approached us and you made it with him on the Seine, and now you’re pregnant. Crazy night, huh? Those white chocolate Oreos will do that to you every time.

by Staziism May 31, 2018

Diet Chocolate

When you lack the amount of melanin that you would like to have. A light skinned person in denial.

I'm not light skinned, i'm diet chocolate

by Iamkmoon October 15, 2018

Orange Chocolate

A black girl with ginger hair.

Josh: Damn! Sarah is so pretty, I love Orange Chocolates!
Micheal: Me too!

by CthulhuKinnie November 21, 2022