Bird

A Ignorant ,agitating annoying person.

Bro your such a fucking bird . You a bird if you can't open a door.

by Tall nigga18 October 13, 2016

wee bird

The sexual act of rubbing a Irish man's forehead until it glistens and sings.

Oi mate that girl last night from Belfast she gave me a really good wee bird, my head was shining for hours.

by Qwop-Maybe September 8, 2022

bird

a thing with feathers that lives in a tree for some reason, and chirps loudly at 3:00 AM. No one knows why they are so stupid, and annoying.

That bird is pooping on her shoulder!!

by rainas adVice for dummies May 26, 2023

Randy orton bird arms

1. A sign of victory or dominance over an opposition after conquering them with ease

2. It can also be used to emphasize pain, for example: stubbing your toe and doing the randy orton bird arms

CHOPPA HIT A NIGGA DO THE RANDY ORTON BIRD ARMS!

by AsuraPatel November 22, 2020

Turd bird

A bird the drops turds on you

Hey that turd bird just dropped a turd on me

by Bfhxndix November 2, 2019

papa birding

When renowned whisky expert and all-around great guy Dave Broom dribbles whisky from his mouth into a (willing) participant’s mouth, and then provides on-the-spot tasting notes.

“Oh wow! Look at Sherry over there papa birding - I wonder how much she had to pay for that.”

by tdims December 9, 2023

bash the butcher bird

A euphemism for female masturbation. The male equivalent would be choking the chicken.

Sue was so excited she stopped work to go bash the butcher bird.

by Jocky210 September 1, 2025