Someone who is easy to find in life but hard to find on the internet. Always blames things on Harper
Guy 1: I can't find anything on this guy online but I always run into him in person
Guy 2: sounds like a real ben zapp
Guy 1: yeah he says it was Harpers fault
Guy 2: sounds like a real ben zapp
Guy 1: yeah he says it was Harpers fault
by CartboyMVP July 6, 2017
Get the ben zappmug. Ben Button Disease is when a patient is born, and they mature, they actually grow "young". Basically the patient ages backwards.
Also See Jen Button Disease
Also See Jen Button Disease
Brat Pitt's character in Benjamin Button suffered from Ben Button Disease
Dude 1 : "Yo, that baby is mad smart"
Dude 2 : " Nah man, this little baby is actually 76 years old. My mom used to baby sit him but he looked mad older than my moms. People round the block thought they were just dating and shit"
Dude 1 : "Yo, that baby is mad smart"
Dude 2 : " Nah man, this little baby is actually 76 years old. My mom used to baby sit him but he looked mad older than my moms. People round the block thought they were just dating and shit"
by Some_Dogg June 29, 2009
Get the Ben Button Diseasemug. 
Get the Ben ameymug. 
jbsdbsjbsf hes the most bestest person ever
he always make you happy and will do anything to make you smile - even if he does drop his phone on your face at least 5 times he'll always apologize for doing that and make things better
He's strong but very soft towards you, he'll try to pick you up a lot, boop your nose, play with your hair and call you a puppy. You're very lucky if you ever do meet him and start dating him. He has the most amazing green eyes you could just stare at them all day thinking about how lucky you are to get him
he might get upset if you buy him too many gifts and tell you to save your money but it'll be fine
he always make you happy and will do anything to make you smile - even if he does drop his phone on your face at least 5 times he'll always apologize for doing that and make things better
He's strong but very soft towards you, he'll try to pick you up a lot, boop your nose, play with your hair and call you a puppy. You're very lucky if you ever do meet him and start dating him. He has the most amazing green eyes you could just stare at them all day thinking about how lucky you are to get him
he might get upset if you buy him too many gifts and tell you to save your money but it'll be fine
by deba<3 September 2, 2022
Get the benmug. Ben is funny and endearing. He is endlessly talented; he even befriended an army of camels and they serve loyally beside him. He has an incredible gift for art and giving advice and comfort. He will always look out and support his friends whilst being open and sweet himself. He is the best kind of man the greenest and most verdant of all green flags. Cherish your ben. Or he will set his camels on you
by Camelworshiper October 28, 2023
Get the Benmug. by Tonnnnnnnnnnnnnnn August 31, 2021
Get the Benmug.