The 5 Rule

There's at least 5 girls you would have sex with in a room. Not date or take home to mom, just 5 girls that if it came down to it, or a lot of booze clouded your judgement, you would.

"Dude I walked into class and the 5 rule applies!"

"Nice bra!"

by Haroldrocks69 November 27, 2011

Rule Z

Marketing rule: If it can't be sold as is, someone will remove the name and put the word Zombie on it. It will then sell with great success.

We could not sell Dried Seaweed so we removed the label and put Dried Zombie Skin on it. It's never sold better thanks to Rule Z.

by Rmistiff December 7, 2011

Sanchez Rule

Half your age plus 5 is the mathematical equation that NFL QB's use to determine the creepiness of a dating relationship.

Take this example for the Sanchez Rule:

Person A: Is 24 years old.

Person B: is 17 years old.

24 / 2 = 12
12 + 5 = 17

This relationship is not creepy because person B's age is equal to 17.

Therefore date someone who's age is at least half your age plus 5 or you're creepy.

by go_to_division February 28, 2011

Sheen Rule

Not smoking crack 12 hours before going to work.

Dude, you look high. Major violation of the "Sheen Rule".

by Josarina March 13, 2011

Wise-Parker Rule of Three

A misperception of the amount of time passed in someone else's company. Typically, the time dilation is by a factor of 3, however, it may be less with less intense feelings.

Guy: WHAT its already 3 oclock? We've been been together for three hours already?? Its only felt like one.
Girl: Wow, we are awesome. We just validated the Wise-Parker Rule of Three!

by Muchacho 1 June 20, 2011

Festival Rules

Festival rules are called by a couple BEFORE arriving at any large public gathering (concert, music festival, sporting event, etc.) Both must agree that Festival rules apply. Once agreed, the first person to see someone they know must call them by name and get a mutual acknowledgement that you do, in fact, know each other. You MUST know the person's name, and they must know yours. If you are the first to win, you get to name your prize, usually your favorite sexual position or favor.

A couple agrees to Festival Rules on the way to state fair. At the fair he sees an old friend and calls her name. The friend acknowledges him. He wins sexual favor for the evening.

by rancheroman July 5, 2011

x3 rule

When a girl tells you her body count, simply multiple that number by 3. Every man knows this rule and if you don’t, sorry to be the one to break the news to you.

Yo, jasmine said she only has 9 bodies!
My boy, is that after the x3 rule?
Negative.
Gg.

by Thehardtruthhhh October 12, 2023