Rule 321

If a song exists this rule states there also exists a dubstep remix of it

Eric: Hey joe! Did you hear rule britannia?
Joe: Yeah! Did you hear the dubstep version of it? #rule 321

by familyfriendly.xyz November 17, 2022

rule 34g

If you google anything and scroll down far enough, you’ll find porn, with some exceptions of course, for example, I googled konosuba and there was no porn

LMAO I JUST DISPROVED RULE 34G

by Turkroach in ud ジ June 18, 2021

Rule 34.1

If it exists, someone is masturbating to it or once has masturbated to it

This applies to individual videos, concepts, etc

RULE 34.1 in ACTION

Video of a bird choking on a cigarette bud: Exists
Some horny man: *Whips it out*

by Razorclaw the crab April 2, 2021

Dong Rule

If you lose to a donkey kong when you are donky kong in Smash, you can never use donkey kong again.

The dong rule is the dong rule, I will never use donkey kong again.

by Wonzly January 15, 2022

Sole Speaking Officer Rule

Sole Speaking Officer Rules are common sense policing reforms that require that only one police officer present at an encounter with a suspect be allowed to give orders to that suspect. This is particularly important to limit the escalation of tense police encounters where a suspect struggles with trying to comply with contradictory commands shouted at him by multiple officers. If you watch recorded encounters between debilitated and scared suspects and law enforcement, a trend you will often see is one where several officers respond, each shouting orders at the suspect, (often when pointing firearms at them) that conflict with each other. Sole Speaking Officer Rules seek to reduce injury and death by requiring that law enforcement conduct themselves in a more professional manner that does not frustrate and confuse suspects that are willing to comply.

We need Sole Speaking Officer Rules adopted by more police departments.

by Sole Speaking Officer October 31, 2023

Rule 666

If it exists, there is a religion of it. Similar to rule 34, but with religion.

The flying spaghetti monster belief falls under rule 666.

by Arctic_Legacy January 21, 2024

Rule 91

A new rule stating "If it exists there is inflation art of it" no exceptions. This rule can be used in many inflation scenarios including but not limited to: Body inflation, Blueberry Inflation, Head Inflation, and many more. This also means if there is not any inflation art to a certain fandom or IP there will be.

"Bro why the hell is there Sonic inflation porn?"

"Oh you mean Rule 91?"

by DJ Cat Punk January 2, 2021