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He’s the best kind of guy you can ask for, especially if he’s dark skin. He’s understanding and when he likes you he goes out of his way to make you understand the extent to which he likes you if you listen. He’s also really smart. There isn’t anything he isn’t good at. He can be quiet at time, it’s humbling & makes every moment just that more real and perfect. He doesn’t force anything. Whenever your feeling down, he’ll make you laugh, hug you, and if your his girl he will do that and maybe even kiss you. He’s also really great at reading cues, he won’t fall to far off script. He’s also really attractive, so much so you’ll be jealous. But that’s what makes him that more perfect because he’s loyal & honest and likes to keep things transparent with the girl he’s exclusive with.
Girl: I just need someone perfect

Me: Get a Michael, he let that dog go L-U-F-F
Michael by Stinkbutt444 March 9, 2022
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michael porter 

Did you see michael Porter wave the student section goodbye?
michael porter by Dirty oger March 12, 2022

Michael Moment 

An instance when someone acts as if they are superior to others or much cooler than they actually are but in reality they’re a massive geed.
“Bro I am totally super cool with women, all the AXO girls at the last party wanted me to go home with them” - Michael
“No bro, they were roasting you” - Everyone
“That’s a major Michael Moment” -Carson

michael toolan 

A general faggot, if u r a michael toolan u should be a disgrace to humanity
Bro you are being such a michael toolan right now
a young bloke with a very attractive body. we all know you want to fuck him. he also has a big dick
Michael by M_Miguel22 March 13, 2022
A big ween with a tiny dick who’s always looking at anime titts.
Oh look a Michael.
Michael by Ur mom19484994 March 14, 2022