Michael Coutts

Someone who loves a good photo and durry
You guys see Michael Coutts last night couldn’t keep him away from the camera or the durrys cunts a fiend
by Browny342 June 23, 2019
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Michael Lee

a Cal Poly LDT member whose power is rivaled only by Shaggy, Matt from Wii Sports, & Jesus Christ.
person 1: Damn, it's raining hella today...
Michael Lee: No worries. I just used my powers to stop the rain.
by blunderedmyqueenagain March 16, 2023
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King of America and Illuminati Michael Joseph Jackson 's Wife and Queen of America and Illuminati.
They got married many centuries ago and are still married even without modern wedding ceremony.

She is still his only wife and currently mother of three.

Both are still alive as they are God and his Wife .
Michael Joseph Jackson HildaHvshki is a queen.
Michael Joseph Jackson HildaHvshki is God's wife .
Michael Joseph Jackson HildaHvshki is the only wife of God.
by Jackson Monilium September 29, 2021
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King of America and Illuminati Michael Joseph Jackson 's Wife and Queen of America and Illuminati.
They got married many centuries ago and are still married even without modern wedding ceremony.

She is still his only wife and currently mother of three.

Both are still alive as they are God and his Wife .
Michael Joseph Jackson HildaHvshki is a queen.
Michael Joseph Jackson HildaHvshki is God's wife .
Michael Joseph Jackson HildaHvshki is the only wife of God.
by Jackson Monilium September 29, 2021
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Coke Michaels

Coke Michaels refers to the legendary wrestler Shawn Michaels and his WWF run in the 90s. Much like Perc Angle, Coke Michaels refers to a period when Shawn Michaels was "coked" up in the 90s and ran rough shot over the WWF with the Kliq. Around this time, he was considered by many the best wrestler in the world and could put on bangers with just about everyone but was under the influence of every drug imaginable.
"Who was better: Coke Michaels or Bret the Shit man Hart?"

"Nah man Coke Michaels clears Perc Angle."
by Average Wrestling Fan February 23, 2024
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Michael Han-downer

A frustrated male version of a Debbie-Downer who complains about everything during an awesome trip.
Why are you so grumpy that we have to drive to North Carolina? Stop being a Michael Han-Downer.
by Jbhomie October 28, 2020
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Michael Energy

Real raw energy. The best type of energy to have around you. Very caring and sweet. Compassionate. Loving beyond compare. Unmatched.
If you don’t have that Michael energy, I don’t want you around me.
by KenjBae March 23, 2023
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