fake ass hoes

noun.
the bane of normal people's existences.
their unfortunate presence in the world causes terrible demise. i actually hope everyone of these people die.

Sentence: Damn, Them Fake ass hoes be riding my dick 24/7.

Sentence: Fake ass hoes were in my house and at the movies today, i really hope they blow up.

by GentileFreaker February 20, 2009

triflin-ass hoe

a shady whore; one who acts slyly and tends to blow you off.
one who tries to start fights with random people
a male friend who hangs out with his girlfriend all the time instead of doin stuff with his friends,
the girlfriend of said guy is one too

That triflin-ass hoe blew me off to go blow some other guy.
Dude Holmsey's girl is such a triflin-ass hoe; he never hangs out with us anymore.

by J.Whales June 16, 2008

honey baked hoe

1) A fine bitch with sweet and salty personality characteristics
2)a bitch with big ole nipples like pineapple slices on a honey baked ham
3) A method used to describe a thick but still extremely attractive woman
4)A girl with a fat tender juicy ass and pineapple sized titties

Dem bitches aint fat, they some honey baked hoes

by lolericlol March 26, 2008

hoe v wade

A Supreme Court decision that hoes can kill their babies

Finally the Supreme Court struck down hoe v wade

by D Flawless June 24, 2022

your moms a hoe

when mom makes pancakes with no syrup

person 1: I dont like you
person 2:YOUR MOMS A HOE

and that's how you say it in a sentence

josh ily

by ThatOneCaveria ily November 18, 2019

side hoe day

The day after Valentines Day (February 14th) when you go and get all the discounted Valentine goodies for your girl (or guy) on the side.

"Hey man, I had to drop 50 bucks yesterday on my girls teddy bear...today its only 10...gotta pick that up for my chick on the side, what u gettin urs for side hoe day?"

by Laredo[HK] February 14, 2008

bitch slap the hoe

when a pimp gets tierd of his hoe, and back slaps the bitch.

"I'm about to bitch slap the hoe"

by Meagan Kimberly January 11, 2008