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Homeowner Boner

1.Getting excited from cheaper than usual housing costs.

2. Buying a house and immediately decorating it.
Did you see the price of this house? I have such a Homeowner Boner right now.
by Cheese Chunder October 24, 2022
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Star Spangled Boner

The never-released 1981 porn flick starring John Holmes as President Ronald Reagan, screened privately every Fourth of July for a handful of top-tier Republicans at The Bohemian Grove, their tightly-guarded summer enclave in the Northern California Redwoods.
He'd figured it was an urban legend, but there it was, July 4th in the Grove's outdoor amphitheater, "Star Spangled Boner".
by Monkey's Dad March 25, 2020
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mana-boner

When too dudes or dudettes turn a conversation into a Magic the Gathering conversation, sometimes to the dismay of friends, it means they had a mana-boner, and could not contain their excitement about an aspect of Magic the Gathering. For context, mana is the in-game currency for Magic the Gathering.
I'll leave you two mages alone to rub your raging mana-boners together and make a mana-fire.
by xxmtg June 13, 2022
mugGet the mana-bonermug.

Baloney Boner

When your love for baloney Is to strong you become erect
I love baloney so much I have a massive baloney boner
by Meat chub December 29, 2019
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Boner boy

A boy who has an uncontrollable boner whilst anxiously awaiting his first kiss.
On Ruby's third date, he was such a boner boy.
by anonymous October 10, 2020
mugGet the Boner boymug.

French fry boner

A mental boner for the french fries you are dreaming of eating. Can be used for short or long-term, although french fry boners do eventually turn into french fry blue balls.
"I need you to stop talking about your asshole because you're killing my french fry boner. All I want are my goddamned fries, stop ruining this for me." this is almost exactly how the word was first discovered

"What do you want for lunch?"
"I've had a french fry boner all day, let's get burgers."
by AngryPomegranate March 30, 2021
mugGet the French fry bonermug.

chikfil boner

When you get hard after drinking Chik-Fil-A Lemonade.
Dude i drank that chick fil a lemonade and it gave me a Chikfil boner so i stuck it in the mac n cheese.
by Pooqua January 23, 2023
mugGet the chikfil bonermug.

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