by The SII April 1, 2023

When your immune system chooses to be a bitch and murders your insulin cells causing this fuckass thing.
by toastERER February 2, 2025

National vodka day
The day when you and your friends get vodka and drink together 'till you both get drunk
(Ps.Your friend have to pay if they are Russian)
The day when you and your friends get vodka and drink together 'till you both get drunk
(Ps.Your friend have to pay if they are Russian)
Person 1: You have to pay drink today
Person 2: Okay,which?
Person 1: vodka
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Its November 1, National Vodka day!
Person 2: Okay,which?
Person 1: vodka
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Its November 1, National Vodka day!
by Destroness2019 October 31, 2019

The highest and strongest level of a promise that can possibly be promised. By uttering this phrase, one makes a promise that cannot and will not be broken no matter what.
“Speedster dinosaur dark souls 1 dark souls 2 dark souls 3 honor, I will not forget to pick you up later.”
by Robbie Whitefish June 5, 2023

A term used to describe members of the opposite sex, that are the “least attractive” yet still bangable if nothing else presents itself prior to last call. With a typical last call being at 1:50 am and bar closing at 2am, those still on the hunt at 1:59am must make their final choices. Those chosen are official members of the 1:59 Club.
“Yo, what about her? Nah man, she’s in my 1:59 Club at best...”
“Ugh...that guy...he is sweet and all, but def 1:59 only.”
“Ugh...that guy...he is sweet and all, but def 1:59 only.”
by Buster Highamen November 16, 2019

1-10 Female attractiveness scale, with 1 meaning "damn, she's ugly" and 10 meaning "damn she breaths male unfulfilled dreams of procreation"
-Boy does she hit a 7.5 on the 1-10 FAS!
-How tasteful of you to cut 0.5 for shrimp-like tendencies, thus resisting that hypnotizing body that is disproportionately hotter than the face
-How tasteful of you to cut 0.5 for shrimp-like tendencies, thus resisting that hypnotizing body that is disproportionately hotter than the face
by charos_the_flyaros_XB95 September 4, 2016
