j

Abbreviation for “just”

I j can’t believe you’d do that!

J venmo the money and I’ll cover dinner.

by the one that’s NOT a hoe June 27, 2020

gettin the j done

Hooking up with a chick, working your magic on that bitch, and gettin that d wet.

Well, were you gettin the j done or pussying out, man?

by Mighty Mighty Motherf***er January 17, 2009

j nut

To jizz in pants, while day dreaming about a jizz worthly female.

Hey bro. I just popped a J nut cuz of this gee.

by Mrals June 4, 2019

VBP&J

When a VBP (vulva-bearing person) has sex on their period.

"My period started today. Wanna make a VBP&J?"

by Jonathan the sheep December 28, 2021

J. Cole

THE GOAT

J. Cole is the goat!

by 370HS$V July 14, 2022

J-Brauning

A verb meaning to put random, meaningless items in a persons shopping bag e.g. ink cartridges, staples, glasses, gloves, etc. It usually happens by a cashier to a customer. The victim is ALWAYS unaware of their "gifts".... until they go home and discover the prank.

Person 1: "How was your work today?" Boring as usual?"
Person 2: " Aww hell nah! I was J-Brauning customers all night yo! I J-Brauned a bunch of people!"
Person 1: " what? You were doing what?"
Person 2: "You don't know what J-Brauning is flamey? It's when you put random shit in a customers bag, unbeknownst to them. I gave away tons to garbage to all these shakers and drunks! Gave away about 3 prescription glasses from our lost in found!....fuck them idiots!"

by Bill Butterfield November 11, 2020

/j

joking

i hate him/j

by Flanfair February 1, 2024