Mr. C

An absolute hottie.

“Yeah he’s hot, but he’s not Mr. C” *sighs swooningly*

by Mr. C lover December 5, 2023

'm,b.xpkyjfqg;c

You're bored and a nerd and I beat you to it

'm,b.xpkyjfqg;c is an insane level of boredom

by I eat bugs June 15, 2024

The 9 c’s

Cool
Calm
Collected

Controlled
Concise
Calculated

Conserved

Composed
Class

Well I displayed the 9 C’s of course

by Footble God December 24, 2022

Constipated C Section

The last thing anyone wants to go through. An operation performed on an individual who has been constipated for multile days, or worse, multiple weeks. This operation is performed if one's turd is detected as large as a newborn child via ultra sound and low in fiber. Medical professionals often refer to the extracted specimen as "the brown child".

Jimmy: Boy, I haven't shit in a few weeks and feel a few pounds heavier.
Christian: Damn man that blows, you may need to consider getting a constipated C section. This is something to be taken serioisly!

by Dirty Antwan August 12, 2025

c-shr

cum scraping whore rag

god! shannon is such a c-shr

by jamiamson January 17, 2008

Salty C

When you ejaculate into an asshole, add salt and lime, and then giving them a rim job. Have a shot of tequila after

Damn bro, I thought margaritas were good until i tried a Salty C

by Captian C November 30, 2021

Vitamin C

Vitamin C is ascorbic acid and ascorbate found in oranges and other citrus fruits. It's very important. Without Vitamin C, you get scurvy.

Vitamin C is also code for Caffeine (Coffee, Monster energy drinks, Celsius energy drinks, Arizona energy drinks, Venom energy drinks, Coca Cola, Pepsi). Vitamin C is used by high schoolers and college students everywhere.

Vitamin C is also code for Concerta (Methylphenidate. D-Methylphenidate + L Methylphenidate.). Concerta is used by many college students to help them study, and it's stronger than Caffeine. Concerta can also be taken with a few beers (Ethanol) or shots of vodka (Ethanol) and the L-Methylphenidate turns into L-Ethylphenidate, which is a little more Dopaminergic and less heavy on Norepinephrine, and the Ethanol boosts levels of D-Methylphenidate in the brain. 20mg of Ritalin is equivalent to 72mg of Concerta.

I ate oranges and drank orange juice and have Vitamin C (Ascorbic Acid). No scurvy for me!

Mmmm. Vitamin C drink (Monster energy drink) with B Vitamins. Time to study!

Hello! I got my Vitamin C (Concerta 72mg) to get through all my classes.

by HawaiianPunch1 July 7, 2024