hoagie ass

Someone who is over weight and they love to eat just about everything and anything.

That operator is a straight hoagie ass you every see him eat ?

by Harry Who May 2, 2018

ass fart

a shocking eatherquake feeling that comes from your ass

omg your ass fart made me fly away it was sooo biggggggg

by ppsdhjdshjfehjkkhusgtrj January 28, 2021

Ass Rows

It's like corn rows, but with ass hair

Garret: "Do you wanna fuck tonight?"
Ross: "Nah I just got my ass hair put into ass rows."

by myurbandicktionary October 12, 2022

Ass Groundhog

that one big ass shit you have every year that you never know when it’ll come and never know when you’ll fall victim to these Intense ass pain and constipation, but it always seems to happen, once a year. This poop oftentimes is so big it has a shadow.

Person 1: yesterday was my ass groundhog’s yearly visit...
Person 2: No way! Mine was this morning, I was up for three hours tryna get that shit out!

by peepeepoopooman:) July 12, 2020

ass sheets

Toilet paper.

I picked up some spare ass sheets the other day.

by CakeLegends July 21, 2016

ass trombone

fisting of the ass hole while making trumpet noises

So bobby last week I was giving Jeniffer the ass trombone when I started marching.

by Off camber January 4, 2018

ass crinkle

the ass crack of a fat person who's crack has extended into their lower back.

I once saw a guy so fat, his ass crinkle was almost to his neck

by TheBlock June 28, 2008