Bunny Bum Chomps

When you eat long carrots out of your partners asshole like a bunny.
“Hey babe, wanna do some bunny bum chomps tonight?”
by Sexysextant March 29, 2024
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Bum Child

Bum Child (noun):

A term used colloquially to refer to a person, usually a young individual, who spends an excessive amount of time loitering or wandering aimlessly in urban areas, often without a specific purpose or occupation. The phrase "bum child" typically conveys a sense of someone who seems lost, directionless, or idle, idling away their time without engaging in productive activities. It can also imply a carefree attitude or a lack of responsibility towards conventional societal norms.
"Every weekend, you can spot that bum child hanging around the city park with no job or plans, just killing time. What a bum child!“
by Bem_Hand December 30, 2023
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Bum Crumpets

Larger than standard dry poo chunks that stick to your anus hairs when you do not wipe properly
My arse is full of bum crumpets because the toilet paper was like tracing paper and i was too scared to wipe properly
by SQUEELYBUM May 22, 2017
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Bleeding Bum

Toby Staver Is Going To Fucking Bleed muh peenus is going up there right fuckin now he is going to have the mother of all bleeding bum s
by Get Inside Of My Bum June 12, 2023
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Bum Anger

The feeling you have in your rectum after eating fiery hot chillies
Man do I have serious case of bum anger this morning after last night's chillie feast!
by dad 01 January 03, 2012
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Pener in the Bum

The thing that is written on your 7th grade math textbook when you forget it in the classroom
Kaden: You got to be kidding me

Connor: What's the matter
Kaden: Someone wrote Pener in the Bum on my text book

Connor: Well next time don't forget it
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Bum Chuddy

When you haven't wiped your arse properly and it dries up into hard crispy bits and sticks to the hairs on the inside cheeks of your arse.

Also known as cling on, tag nut, dangle berry and winnit.
'I wiped my arse and felt the hairs on my inner arse cheeks snapping one by one. It was obvious that I'd netted some Bum Chuddy'
by Youngy March 11, 2014
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