by Cumguzzelingqueen2000 May 11, 2016
Get the moranic squat jobmug. by zesterson October 6, 2023
Get the Walking Fry Jobmug. by Toriel Chilli Peppers January 16, 2018
Get the carebear blow jobmug. When a girl is giving a blow job and her hair gets in the way and she has to put it up quickly to get back to her business. She puts her hair up with a blow job scrunchie. Durable way of putting hair up for added input to head movements
I was in the car with Stephanie and she was giving me a blowjob. Her hair kept getting in the way. She stopped and put hair up and continued sucking! I love blow job scrunchies
by Spanky Monkey November 30, 2019
Get the Blow job scrunchiemug. When a man becomes so stupid from receiving blow jobs that he is financially irresponsible and easily taken advantage of...
Wife, "If I happen to die and you collect on my life insurance, don't succumb to blow job brain from all the money hungry ho's out there. Be smarter than that."
Husband , "Do I look that stupid?"
Wife, "Yes."
Husband , "Do I look that stupid?"
Wife, "Yes."
by Milly5 November 10, 2015
Get the Blow job brainmug. When multiple men share a sexual partner ( male or female) and take turns ejaculating into the partner to provide lube for the next man up.
Myself and a few of the boys picked up a cute dude near Wrigley Field and went back to his place, I went first and started the Chicago Lube Job so the other guys would have a more pleasant experience.
by Dirty Mikes Pirus September 20, 2020
Get the chicago lube jobmug. A very short person. Someone who could perform oral sex on someone standing next to them without having to bend over or squatting down.
by outatym December 29, 2013
Get the blow job highmug.