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New Jersey Dumpster

When a homeless man or women accumulates shit in a dumpster after many years, then light it on fire and cause a mass shit-smelling aura to spread everywhere and cause everyone to vomit and die.
That one guy on the street did a New Jersey Dumpster yesterday, we had to evacuate. God damn you Jake!
by Rionox December 8, 2022
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New Jersey Swirlie

The sexual act of performing oral sex on your partner while simulationsely dunking their head into the toilet of a heavily used port-o-potty.
We got bored at the country musical festival last weekend, so Jim took me into one of the port-o-potty’s and gave me a New Jersey Swirlie!
by Psychowalnut May 27, 2018
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new jersey flyer

When someone ties anal beads to a kite, sticks it in their ass, and flies it high in the wind while yelling, "I AM THE MIGHTY THUNDER GOD!"
John: "What the hell is that?"

Robert: "New Jersey flyer. Don't ask."
by EricaTruth February 15, 2014
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New York Smiley

When you slice someone's throat in the motion of a smiley face.
"I found out who shot my friend...I gave him a NEW YORK SMILEY!!!"
by Cbox360 May 1, 2010
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New Wave libertarianism

Libertarianism delineated by hyperreal cyberpunk aesthetics.

Influenced by the references to the French New Wave school of design.
New Wave libertarianism employs New Wave aesthetics as the foundation for its structure of verification.
by sandraxine August 11, 2018
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New Jersian Bastard

The fake job of a person 17 or younger in New Jersey when asked for their job by a online sugar mommy or daddy.
F1 “ Yo this chick Mary tryin to send me 1k o week cuz she want a sugar baby bro. But she askin for my job. What should I say?”
F2 “ Idk just say your a miner”
F1 “ Nah I’ma tell her I’m a New Jersian Bastard.”
by Mustafa the 69th May 11, 2022
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thy mother (new)

The term "thy mother" is used to express jokes about your mom, in a Shakespearean way. It is generally used as a troll phrase.
Thangush engaged in suspicious activities with thy mother (new) last night
by iglooman69 June 30, 2022
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