The Urban Dictionary is a hilarious and amazing website, is purpose being to amuse users while informing them with some pretty interesting word definitions. Users can create their own definitions for words and if they are lucky, have them published on this fantastic website! If you are reading this, it means I was one of the chosen few!
I’m bored, oh I know, I’ll look at hilarious word definitions on the Urban Dictionary ! That’s always guaranteed to make me laugh!
by Nadiaisoneofmybesties March 17, 2019
Get the Urban Dictionary mug.A place where a good legitimate definition gets denied but an immature middle-schooler's slang term for sex or masturbation can be added with ease.
User: "I don't know why my term "Garba-GE" got denied on Urban Dictionary but this one doofus can add so many different terms for the word "Masturbation"!"
User's friend: "Cus they're all fucking retarded 12 year olds who just learned what sex was from a high schooler on the bus"
Me: "I highly doubt this definition will even pass the editors because they're probably the same kids that add stupid shit"
User's friend: "Cus they're all fucking retarded 12 year olds who just learned what sex was from a high schooler on the bus"
Me: "I highly doubt this definition will even pass the editors because they're probably the same kids that add stupid shit"
by Teethpick March 17, 2019
Get the Urban Dictionary mug.Typically a type of ambush attack where one or more people who critique a word someone uses which results to people using literal, strict and obtuse interpretations of dictionary definitions to prove they're right. These people will selectively choose definitions to argue with and disregard definitions--even from the dictionary they're using--to contradict their interpretation of what a word means.
When Harry said he loved the movie The Matrix, Jonas started a dictionary battle when he interjected that Harry didn't actually "love" the movie because he wasn't romantically attracted to it and that he should "like" the movie instead.
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Get the Urban dictionary mug.A place for anyone to put any definition they want, if you need a real definitions do not use Urban Dictionary. But if you want to have fun use Urban Dictionary.
Teacher: Don't use Urban Dictionary kids!
Little Timmy: Why they are a dictionary
Teacher: Just don't kid.
Little Timmy: Why they are a dictionary
Teacher: Just don't kid.
by NotThePenguinsCanFlyGuy May 22, 2019
Get the Urban Dictionary mug.A useful website for slang you don't know. But it now only has old definitions and so it's lost all of it's humor.
by Finalpoet May 27, 2019
Get the Urban Dictionary mug.Urban Dictionary: An actual website where individuals can learn a definition about a real word, slang or not, and make their own sense of it. Although the site is filled, maybe even littered with absurd garbage. It does have the means to provide your typical John or Jane Doe with insightful knowledge about every put-down you can think of here. It can be mildly said that, many people have no idea what they are being told or have heard and can be ridiculed for it. Urban Dictionary is here to set them otherwise. "Happy hunting to those still wet behind the ears, don't even get me started on millennials"
Exhibit 1:
Bro 1: "Ah hey john doe, dont stress man, look that shit up on Urban Dictionary my dude."
John Doe:" But hey Bro 1, what's so bad about a blue waffle..."
Bro 1: "shhhhh man, don't say it out loud though Specs. And stop calling me Bro 1."
John Doe: "yeah ok man, but what the fuck is a John Doe, that's not my name...."
Example 2:
Younger sibling: Asks older brother, " Hey man, at school I keep getting made fun, cuz man, they say all these words and stuff and they're not bad words but you know, what the fuck I want to laugh too."
Older sibling: "Well sonny, I can't teach you the birds and the bees, but there's this dank website called Urban Dictionary where you can look up all the funny crap your buddies at school are talking about. Don't tell mom about it and don't mention me either if she catches your ass. I'm supposed to be a role model or something...."
Younger sibling: 5 minutes later," Bro, bro, (laughing his face off) blue waffles are sick."
Older sibling: "Easy there sport, you did not hear this from me"and concludes with a high five.
Bro 1: "Ah hey john doe, dont stress man, look that shit up on Urban Dictionary my dude."
John Doe:" But hey Bro 1, what's so bad about a blue waffle..."
Bro 1: "shhhhh man, don't say it out loud though Specs. And stop calling me Bro 1."
John Doe: "yeah ok man, but what the fuck is a John Doe, that's not my name...."
Example 2:
Younger sibling: Asks older brother, " Hey man, at school I keep getting made fun, cuz man, they say all these words and stuff and they're not bad words but you know, what the fuck I want to laugh too."
Older sibling: "Well sonny, I can't teach you the birds and the bees, but there's this dank website called Urban Dictionary where you can look up all the funny crap your buddies at school are talking about. Don't tell mom about it and don't mention me either if she catches your ass. I'm supposed to be a role model or something...."
Younger sibling: 5 minutes later," Bro, bro, (laughing his face off) blue waffles are sick."
Older sibling: "Easy there sport, you did not hear this from me"and concludes with a high five.
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