Bum crumble
A vigorous post-movement wipe following a particularly high-liquid content when coupled with cheap toilet paper peppered the seat with a light dusting of bum crumble - Alex aghast made his exit from the stall and returned to his desk, feeling still the warming reverberations on his cleftal horizon as a gentle reminder of his overzealous wiping.
by Fair_dinkum July 19, 2019
by Schwebster June 18, 2017
Your attendance is within the squeaky bum zone
by RelicNThat January 23, 2018
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by 40z4lyf3 May 22, 2017
DAMN BRO, I'M MOOKIE BUM BUM!!!!
by Bigbeanbrain February 28, 2020
The anal equivalent of an armpit. The intimate area around one’s bumhole. First heard used by Ed Elliot of Dorset. ‘My undies don’t half pong. I need to give my bum pit a good old clean.’
‘Oh Christ, I’ve got a really smelly bum pit. I should have had a good old wash down there before I came out’
by SwissMinty February 22, 2025