candy cane anal

When you bend your non-erect penis into a U shape and stick it inside the significant other using the bend to see how long it will take to get hard and snap.

Person 1: Yo bro what's the matter, you look pretty sad.
Person 2: I broke my penis last night. :(
Person 1: Bruh what- how!?
Person 2: She wanted to do candy cane anal.

by THOT_EXTERMINATOR69 January 31, 2023

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Hairy Anal Bacon

Hairy Anal Bacon is when a man shits in his girls mouth and eats eats it out again and then spits it into her vagina and then fucks her.

Man, that Hairy Anal Bacon last night was good until it wasn't.

by OwMyNine-inch-clit September 6, 2020

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BIG ANAL 8

its a word in a song 2 lil dudes by digbar, i cant find it

dad i have the BIG ANAl 8 again.

by jerrybicklebottom December 19, 2022

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Anal

Why would you search up anal bro, you already KNOW what it is, go do your homework

"Some dude wanted to know what Anal is, can you imagine?"

by somegaydudeidk May 22, 2022

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anal speed bag

Fisting the anus with both hands in a rapid succession.

That girls anus was used like an anal speed bag. Imagine Rocky Balboa punching a speed bag.

by Folks from D7 September 19, 2017

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The involuntary opening and closing of the anal sphincter resulting in a release of gas, shit and any other anal dwelling material, quite often accompanied by a deep fart sound. The cause of anal hiccups is widely disputed by experts in the field, but it is commonly believed to be caused by extreme sexual excitement.

Oh shit, I've got the anal hiccups again! Watch out!

by JFCUK July 31, 2017

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