I had no water left to drink when I shoved my pre-work out powder into my mouth. The girl next to me came over to shoot her shot but instead of a water bottle she grabbed my chin and tilted my head back and gave me all her bird slurp.
Verb. Licking a clit whilst inserting two fingers into a vagina that only has hair around the outer lips.
by FLAKEBOY December 04, 2019
A container designed to be filled with bird seed to feed wild birds; A phrase commonly used by people of northern Ontario that the idjits in Fennlon Falls know nothing about
by Birdfooders4lyfe April 02, 2017
Someone who has absolutely nothing better to do and is so bored that anything would preferable to the current situation
by The Nice Meme Truck February 07, 2018
When you performe the act of fellatio on a male, he then ejaculates into the mouth of the sexual partner. From this point the partner of the pleasure receiver contains the semen in their mouth and spits or kisses the semen in his mouth. Hence mother birding.
"I'm think of mother birding Josh to spice up the relationship" "I mother birded Dan and he totally loved it"
by Sexual goddess December 17, 2013
by Tim Jaymes December 31, 2009
1. When the old creeper in a crowd rubs up against you pretending it was accidental.
2. How pervs cop a feel without getting arrested.
3. Invasion of personal space by pretending it was socially acceptable.
2. How pervs cop a feel without getting arrested.
3. Invasion of personal space by pretending it was socially acceptable.
"That pockmarked Amish looking dude just rubbed his junk against my thigh. He gave me the old bird snuggles."
"See that tight blonde over there? B**** is asking for it. I'm going to go give her some birds snuggles."
"See that tight blonde over there? B**** is asking for it. I'm going to go give her some birds snuggles."
by Hillieanders May 12, 2019