wet nostril

a moisturized nose orifice

wow thats a moisturized nose orifice
oh you mean a wet nostril

by crabbyPattyFormula April 24, 2019

Wet

New York slang for drunk

I been drinking all night I’m wet af

by Wackyo April 26, 2020

Wet Noodle

The act of shoving a flaccid penis into any orifice for sexual pleasure

Bro I went to dick my girl last night and all I could do was wet noodle it.

by IllegalPancake June 24, 2021

10 wet whistles and a big one

When something smells so horrid that you discribe it as:

Fucking aye it smells like 10 wet whistles and a big one

by biggersloshmonster April 28, 2025

Wet Hoover

The ill-advised attempt to get a major depressive individual out of bed by dumping water on them.

Yeah, my friend hasn't gotten out of bed for two weeks except to eat, so I gave them a "wet Hoover" to get them going today.

by Brotherhood501 July 22, 2023

Wet

When a dry object come in contact with a liquid. That then turn the object into being wet

I raincoat got all wet from the rain outside

by TDanseb March 27, 2018

Wet Texter

The opposite of a dry texter

Wet texters are people who usually text first and keep the chat conversation fun by NOT using one-word messages

"He is a wet texter."

by iBlue_ May 25, 2024