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Urban Dictionary

A place where a bunch of idiots get to at words at will
by Nachwastaken July 17, 2022
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urban dictionary

A no-account ("nocount"), imaginary (online) place where anyone with 1/4 (a fourth, to numerologists) of a brain, a keypad and Internet connection can seek social approval (glory or fame), while attempting to provide accurate meanings for newly coined or preexisting words and phrases--usually slang and colloquial terms.

These posts are usually laced with "attitude"--a typically urban street-strutting, in-your-face, fuck-you-if-I-care way of writing, talking and shouting (IF POSTED IN ALL CAPS).

Users who post definitions may achieve a good laugh or widespread understanding of the term defined.

A pathetic few achieve mere mockery--or full-on, pee-soaked, mind-fucked embarrassment due to lack of intelligence, drunken/drugged posting or being beat on by drunk, high or FUBAR people while posting.

The worst results come from vague definitions, meandering prose posing as erudition, atrocious spelling (a troll! shush spelan), and Palinesque examples that fit like a trout wearing Spanx.
Dude 1: Whuut? I yoou dndt spal thet kerrectleee? Duuude, i aws wayyyy hi men!

Dude 2: Posed it ta erbin dikstinary. Iy was drunky to.

Dude 1: Hay whaddas SUCK rilly mean like rily i nvr got nun on my dkc.

Dude 2: Gitta dam hadn offmy nek U LLLOOOOOSER hay Put er ggogllookorp on ubann DIcktmnaary o coputer now man.

Dude 1: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ppppppppfffart

Palin: Looky, Ma! I got a teevee show about some fish and bears! It pays 12 million dollars. Gee shucks, I got a Twitter and I'm gonna post a folksy new word to the Urban Dictionary now!

"Bearicious" - it means a delicious, vicious bear I just killed with my gun and Todd ran over with his snowmobile ta make sure it's killed dead! Let's eat, kids!
by Tee$ May 22, 2011
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Urban Dictionary

A great way to define certain words and express your feelings but teachers(Demons in disguise) will not allow this
Urban Dictionary: (ur-ban-Dik-sho-ne-ri) an actual dictionary that everybody loves
by KingOfGopnik November 2, 2019
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Urban Dictionary

The place where perverts love to gather.
1. I love Urban Dictionary it teaches me how to charizard or be a angry dragon.

2. I love all these sex positions.
by Bobthebuilder2936523967392 October 5, 2013
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Urban Dictionary

An oasis of shitposts and nerds. Definitions of slang words are shown on this abomination of a website.
by Burger Master March 16, 2023
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urban dictionary

A weird website with weird definitions that you are on right now.
by noturbandictionaryposter May 13, 2023
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Urban Dictionary

The worst place to find words meanings… Jk,Actually most of the time other peoples points in there words!
And some can be a little sus 🤨🤨
Person 1 : * gets on Urban dictionary * welp time to write the quote of the day !
by __Cryingduckling April 19, 2023
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