Two Time

The character from the Roblox horror game Forsaken, famous for the ability to resurrect themselves as long as they stabbed the killer enough.

"hear me out on two time. they may seem schizo but damn they cute"
"worst hear me out i've ever heard 💀"

by MasterTheBoi May 4, 2025

🐮 Two Japanese Dairy Cows 🐮

In August 2025 it'll be 80 years since these two Japanese dairy cows began to be exploited, i.e. to whiten Japan's notorious history from early 1930s to 1945 — and once again the majority of the international media fail to put these cows, Hiroshima and Nagasaki into any kind of historic context. So let's put things into perspective; ca. 250,000 Japanese died from the two atomic bombs whereas Japan's acts killed tens of million people, no one knows the exact number and the Japanese themselves have a national amnesia about this matter.

The Japanese emphasize and portray themselves as victims regarding the end of WWII. Actually those bombs were a blessing to them and hence they could begun their self-deception by considering themselves as if they were the only victims in Asia and the Pacific Theater though they were the worst butchers of the era worldwide.

So when the global media recall once again the anniversary of the dropping of a-bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki and cry for those 250k victims, meanwhile memories fade away of the Pacific War and Japan's genocidal campaign in China that alone killed over 20 million people by using unspeakable brutality, just recall Nanjing in China (Nanking at the time), or the Unit 731 in Manchuria and its human experiments etc., you name it — considering the anniversary of Hiroshima and Nagasaki and recalling what the Imperial Japanese Army did, then this anniversary feels like a sick and hypocritical phenomenon.

A biological miracle; 🐮 Two Japanese Dairy Cows 🐮 have been milked for decades

by O. W. Tongueincheek November 6, 2024

two-tone bracelet

If you take/are given someone two striped bracelets of their two favorite colors you are in a relationship or being asked out by them.

"Oh, Danel gave you his red and blue bracelet? Do you know that's his two-tone bracelet right?"
"no? what's that mean?"
"Danel is trying to ask you out!"

by rainy_boots October 1, 2022

Two-headed turkey

When a spectator of two people performing fellatio on a double ended dildo, or one of the involved parties themselves, grabs the middle of the dildo and slams it back and forth, forcing the participants to both to make turkey gobbling sounds.

Last night they were going so hard with that double-ended dildo that they were gobblin' like a two-headed turkey.

by EssPea October 2, 2023

I Regenerated My Big Toe Withiu Two Weeks

I Regenerated My Big Toe Withiu Two Weeks

I Regenerated My Big Toe Withiu Two Weeks

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025

i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing

i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing CAUSE WE MAKING A CAKE THAT CAN KILL GOD

Jimmy did you bring the icing?
Yes dave i did and i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing

by bakuhoesbitch May 27, 2021

Two Face

Eat chipotle and ask your partner to lick your asshole. Then proceeded to spray-shit on half of your partners face whilst screaming Batman references.

Susan would rather have sex than watch “The Dark Knight” trilogy so I Two Faced her.

by TheGreyGoose October 31, 2020