Iri Kwstak Power Top disorder

An ethereal beauty ready to dominate the universe. It is defined by an excessive obsession over goth , dominant , intelligent communist women. The first case of IKPTD was discovered by AKS (for confidential reasons the name will be hidden).

-Hey how have you been ?
-Dude I cant stop thinking about her its taking over my life , i want her to ruin me.
-Thats the definitely a case of Iri Kwstak Power Top Disorder (IKPTD) , you should get it checked out by a doctor or something.

by nightvbluez April 29, 2024

Top 10 Moment

When you have a bruh moment or if it is cringe

Imagine getting your ass kicked

Bruh top 10 moment

by 69Triggachad420 October 9, 2022

Sloppy top johnny

A sloppy blowjob

We're you giving him a sloppy top johnny?

by Lilaj October 28, 2023

Deceiving cuteness up top and unavoidable sexiness below 😅

Laura C

The deceiving cuteness up top and unavoidable sexiness below 😅 was unbelievable she, had a cat ear headset up top and veryyyy short shorts down below

by Js1888 November 6, 2022

Top Bunk

When a guy sits on someone's, often another male, face and gets his ass ate

Brads a total top bunk...

Brads sniffin his panties again? top bunk activity right there

by BottomBunk August 10, 2025

Larry on top

When a short and often stocky man is on top while having sex with a tall companion

We tried Larry on top for his birthday

by Cream-daddy July 14, 2022

top speed

1. The fastest speed a vehicle (or organism) can travel at.
2. Used to express good wishes, especially toward those undergoing travel; synonymous with "Godspeed".
3. (u) Used to describe the best possible outcome of a situation; synonymous with "top notch".

(u) Uncommonly used

1) "What's the top speed of a cheetah?" - "65 – 75 mph"
2) "I'm being deployed soon." - "Top speed to you, mate"
3) "How's that report coming?" - "Working on it; top speed."

by a dude, probably November 20, 2019