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suck my dick you faggot!

First coined my the actor Jonah Hill against a photographer who was harassing him,

"suck my dick you faggot!" is a simple and convenient phrase to use against anyone who annoys you in any situation.
Whether it's that door to door salesman, a Jehovah witness, that idiot colleague at work. There are endless possibilities. You can even spice it up a. bit by saying "Suck my dick you fucking queer eyed gay faggot poofter" to add that extra punch when you now they are definitely gay.
At the Sydney Mardi Gras: Police officer: "I'm sorry sir, the road is closed for the parade, you'll have to turn around and drive another way."
You say: Suck my dick you faggot!
by de-pube May 11, 2024
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SUCKS PISS

big boi boner baby faster faster daddy i cum inside you PLEASE SENPAI SEX MORE MAKE ME A CREAM PIE AND ICE CREAM PUT THE CREAM IN ME DADDY wait THATS RIGHT I CAUGHT YOUR ASS SIMPING SUCKS PISS YUM fucking simp yeah yeah fuck you
by sherk is nice February 20, 2021
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Suck

A youtuber named ZDOGNATION says SUCK not FUCK
by ZDOGNATION( Waylon) July 21, 2019
mugGet the Suckmug.

Dr. Fart N Suck

When you suck the fart out of a women’s ass
I wish I could Dr. Fart N Suck a bitch
by Tommyc December 3, 2021
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Sucked

An accidental autocorrect for the 2016 word “Zucked”.

When getting” zucked” autocorrects to getting “sucked”, your text message conversation takes a wild hairpin turn straight down to Not-safe-for-work-ville.

Anyone catching a quick glance at your phone, while your friend is discussing how they got “sucked so hard last week” is going to have a lot of follow up questions. And no one got time for follow up questions.
| Charlotte had to create a finatagram because her real instagram was sucked.
| Sucked
| Damnit, ZUCKED
| we can all agree “charlotte_Got_Sucked” is a much different instagram handle
by WanderingGinger September 7, 2022
mugGet the Suckedmug.

Tuck and Suck

She turned me around, and gave me a tuck and suck!
by GroovySpank February 16, 2021
mugGet the Tuck and Suckmug.

Sucks To Be You

Something you sure don't want to happened to you.
Mary: I fell, tripped and broke my head, now I can't remember how I hurt myself

Rose: Sucks to be you!!
by Believe in Me June 13, 2004
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