A Steve Job Pro

Similar to that of A Steve Job. A Steve Job Pro is the act of violently slamming your Macbook Pro shut on your cock mid-climax.

Guy: "Dude, my MacBook pro won't open anymore wtf?"
Dude: "It's probably because you keeping giving yourself a Steve Job Pro"

by aRTICRUS March 28, 2019

chicago lube job

When multiple men share a sexual partner ( male or female) and take turns ejaculating into the partner to provide lube for the next man up.

Myself and a few of the boys picked up a cute dude near Wrigley Field and went back to his place, I went first and started the Chicago Lube Job so the other guys would have a more pleasant experience.

by Dirty Mikes Pirus September 20, 2020

blow job high

A very short person. Someone who could perform oral sex on someone standing next to them without having to bend over or squatting down.

The basketball player's girlfriend was only blow job high when she stood next to him.

by outatym December 29, 2013

Angry hand job

When your partner hates having sex of any kind so they choose to jerk the other off in a hurried, rage filled way.

My partner hates sex, but often they will give me an “angry hand job”.

by Avast Ye Scurvy Dogs January 8, 2020

Job Swervers Allowance

The term Job Seekers Allowance is more accurately represented with the modern day variation of Job Swervers Allowance.

As created by G and J Roberts

“I’ve been on the Job Swervers Allowance for the last 28 years and I have no intention of getting a job... innit”

by J Roberts May 29, 2018

moranic squat job

Useless dumb pile of shit/ majestic fucktard/ cumguzzeling queen.

James is a moranic squat job.

by Cumguzzelingqueen2000 May 11, 2016

Walking Fry Job

A person who dresses like a moron or looks like a moron walking around.

Person 1 : look at that dumbass

Person 2: Yeah he’s a walking fry job

by zesterson October 6, 2023