Park Wanker

Someone who wanks in parks compulsively

What a park wanker he must be Shaun werry

by King of the slang October 13, 2025

karma parking

It is the nagging feeling that if you do something bad, you won't get that cherry parking space or some dude will pull right in front of you as you pull in. It is particularly bad at colleges where the idea of every man for himself combines with late for class. So you spend your life trying to build up parking karma, and are always frustrated.

Damn it, that dude just pulled right in front of me and took my space. I shouldn't have called Becka a bitch last night. Karma Parking!!!

by Bozlog February 12, 2014

Marine Park Moon Pie

A sexual treat that is the result of doing anal in a shitty asshole and cumming in it. The moon pie is the dick with cum and shit on it.

I fucked the shit out of that chick last night and she ate the Marine Park moon pie after we were done!

by Snake Park Boys August 20, 2016

parking prawl

The original park pin found in the Aisin 9-speed that is in 2020 & newer Nissan Titan and Frontier. This pin is part of a massive recall.

I just got a 2023 Nissan Frontier. Is my truck affected by the parking prawl recall?

by anonymous January 10, 2023

skate park reject

Someone who tries too hard, either at flirting, being edgy, or being athletic, especially a male. Generally derogatory.

"What is wrong with all you skate park rejects?"
"man i admit it, i'm a skate park reject"
"this fucking skate park reject wasn't even listening to me!!!"
"please god or almighty SATAN give this skate park reject man some braincells"

by IM_NIMONA January 24, 2024

cockstar parking

It’s when a car is hogging up more than one spot.

Thanks for your cockstar parking, you space hog.

by wednesdaythecat February 15, 2021

Parked

It means to die or get jumped by somebody.

Ay big bro uu heard how lu montae got parked by dem group of nighas
Na uu heard bout how chino parked this one nigha wit a big body draco gang!

by trendsetter.mell June 16, 2022