Side bitch-in-law

The relationship between two or more side bitches who are sleeping with the same taken man

His second side bitch just found out she has a side bitch-in-law

by buttonfortheinternet December 5, 2020

great-grandnephew-in-law

1- Great-grandniece's husband.
2- Spouse's great-grandnephew.

My great-grandnephew-in-law is a good person.

by Gerald128 April 7, 2021

auntys law

having secrets to tell the niece and nephews when your older as aunty

a) i don’t wanna smoke heroin

b) do it for auntys law

by User867593926 January 17, 2024

Daub's Law

A recently found out law of nature that clarifies a previously unreported phenomenon, it claims that as soon as any twitter post (commonly referred as tweet) surpasses 2000 likes that the comment section of said 'tweet' become unbearably annoying, there is no way to avoid or transcend this law, atleast to the extent of our current understandment of it.

"Man, everytime I click a gimmick account's post I'm bombarded with unfunny memes and terrible takes!" said the boy,
unpleasantly surprised while browsing Twitter for funny memes and good takes...
"Daub's Law..." replied the man in a drab tone.

by TheModernPrometheus December 5, 2021

co-second-cousin-in-law

Spouse's second-cousin's spouse.

co-second-cousin-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Parkinson’s law

Despite common misconceptions, Parkinson’s law is in fact more akin to Poka Yoke whereby a relentless focus on increasing the efficiency of an organization through any means necessary benefits both employees and shareholders.

When a management consultant applied Parkinson’s law to make my call center more efficient by requiring us to badge in to use the bathroom, I was initially upset because I could no longer take a nap in the stall after lunch, but soon realized I got more done at work at slept better at night. Win win!

by Bezos said so April 29, 2021

Strabo's Law

"The more anti-White a woman is, the greater the chance is that she's dating a White guy."

First coined by preeminent Twitter scholar Jim Strabo.

Person 1: "Did you see that Ketanji Brown Jackson is married to a white dude?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah, that's a perfect example of Strabo's Law."
Basil: "Wait, don't you mean Basil's Law?"
Both Persons: "No."

by Not Jim Strabo February 13, 2025