ros-j

A variation of the blowjob. While the participant is going to town, she uses one hand to caress the jewels and the other to throw up rose petals like rice at a wedding.

"So did you buy her flowers?"
"Actually, I gave her a ros-j; took me 2 hours to cut off all the stems"
"Wow, you're so romantic!"

by paleking69 December 5, 2021

J-Brauning

A verb meaning to put random, meaningless items in a persons shopping bag e.g. ink cartridges, staples, glasses, gloves, etc. It usually happens by a cashier to a customer. The victim is ALWAYS unaware of their "gifts".... until they go home and discover the prank.

Person 1: "How was your work today?" Boring as usual?"
Person 2: " Aww hell nah! I was J-Brauning customers all night yo! I J-Brauned a bunch of people!"
Person 1: " what? You were doing what?"
Person 2: "You don't know what J-Brauning is flamey? It's when you put random shit in a customers bag, unbeknownst to them. I gave away tons to garbage to all these shakers and drunks! Gave away about 3 prescription glasses from our lost in found!....fuck them idiots!"

by Bill Butterfield November 11, 2020

j nut

To jizz in pants, while day dreaming about a jizz worthly female.

Hey bro. I just popped a J nut cuz of this gee.

by Mrals June 4, 2019

VBP&J

When a VBP (vulva-bearing person) has sex on their period.

"My period started today. Wanna make a VBP&J?"

by Jonathan the sheep December 28, 2021

J. Cole

THE GOAT

J. Cole is the goat!

by 370HS$V July 14, 2022

J-Blader

A nickname used for someone with a first name beginning with the letter J. Some may make a joke that the person stabs and/or talks about stabbing a lot.

D-Dog: J-Blader pass me that knife. Byut don't stab me.

Josh: Dude i told you not to call me J-Blader.

by Mnayin May 1, 2009

J

Why use virgin Latin alphabet to write letter J, when you can instead use chad Roman numerical numbers?

Jogged jelly jiggles.

by MAHBOY99 August 17, 2022