When a man puts his hand in a girls mouth, and shakes it and runs the track at the same time, while having his skinny wang out. On the track he runs like the j, half way around, and the (Mind) represents the girl saying do you mind!
by AJ Ballock September 26, 2007
Get the J. Mindmug. by sexymcbessy November 30, 2009
Get the j watmug. by Madtingz January 26, 2022
Get the J. Blundenmug. The greatest man on earth, can’t be beaten at all, and best of all, he is from the South Side. That’s right, he’s a legend. What can you do but admire his ginormous suitcase, and his little money. He’s a massive gamer what can I say.
by Amogus Impostor A-A-Ron March 8, 2021
Get the lil J money big suitcasemug. A term used by the I Wanna Lockpick community to represent a very large number. It's very large that it's incomprehensible.
Person 1 playing I wanna lockpick: Yo Person 2, I just got 1. j keys
Person 2 watching Person 1 playing: What?? How did you do that??
Person 2 watching Person 1 playing: What?? How did you do that??
by mreatha February 4, 2025
Get the 1. jmug. Michael J. is a complex individual. There is so much depth to him. He is like an onion, full of layers, each layer containing endless information and knowledge. He is sunlight because he is warm and has the capability to make a gloomy day bright like the sun. He is a man you can trust because his word is bond. If you have the chance to befriend a Michael J. keep him close and take care of if him because there really isn’t a lot like him out there. He is a gem not to mention handsome as can be.
by Muñecaaa November 23, 2021
Get the Michael J.mug. A dude who’s probably the 5th in line in the Jojo series and the name got so whack that they just shortened it to a letter and numeral
by NotoriousTable April 12, 2020
Get the J-5mug.